ndege: RT @MosesKoinange: What a good way to start the morning!!! <--- Ah. C'mon! That's normal! Every man's got it in the morning! 
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0ndege: Today is @JosephLane 's birthday. He's Twelftyfourty years now. "For He's A Jolly Good follow! For He's A Jolly Good ... " :-) 0
0ndege: I see. My penis wants something from me. Brb 0
0ndege: Oh. Good lord! What now? 0
0ndege: In other news. Island, ey? Spectacular! Gaya's just one hell of a bitch! And on a Sunday too! Wow. 0
0ndege: Of course I will forgive myself in the end. It''s always the same. I wish I'd be stronger. But those eyes ... soooo cute. Like a kitteh. 0
0ndege: This time I have gone too far! Other people have rights too. And I am one of them. 0
0ndege: Always, it's just me, me, me! Other people? Oh. No. Sometimes I think it's all just a game to me. I've had it! 0
0ndege: No, seriously! I can no longer be tolerated! 0
0ndege: It's about time I teach myself a lesson! I mean: HELLLOO?! What am I thinking?! 0
0ndege: Thank Ming! My 800th follower exchanges letters with penises! I hereby officially welcome @blogdangerously into my happy World of fluff! 0
0ndege: And you! GudNite 2 u 2! 0
0ndege: And thus my ANTics for today must end. I miss my ant. He was friend. The end. - Be gud, Twitterland. Now, go touch yourselves. 0
0ndege: @NickKihori Do u srsly think @VariantVal would b sleeping on a roof? Alone? Without me? Fikiria tena, ndugu! LOL ;-) 0
0ndege: RT @NickKihori: @Ndege haha !! #cartoon ..... all along i thought the #askari was @VariantVal <--- I want what you're havin, man! LOL 0
0ndege: @NickKihori Now. And here it comes: My mom's side of my being: it wasn't 140 characters! It was wengi tweets. LOL ;-) 0
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