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@ndege
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ndege
: RT @MosesKoinange: What a good way to start the morning!!! <--- Ah. C'mon! That's normal! Every man's got it in the morning!
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: Today is @JosephLane 's birthday. He's Twelftyfourty years now. "For He's A Jolly Good follow! For He's A Jolly Good ... " :-)
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: I see. My penis wants something from me. Brb
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ndege
: Oh. Good lord! What now?
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ndege
:
#cough
#magicallytransmitteddiseases
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ndege
: In other news. Island, ey? Spectacular! Gaya's just one hell of a bitch! And on a Sunday too! Wow.
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: Of course I will forgive myself in the end. It''s always the same. I wish I'd be stronger. But those eyes ... soooo cute. Like a kitteh.
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: This time I have gone too far! Other people have rights too. And I am one of them.
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: Always, it's just me, me, me! Other people? Oh. No. Sometimes I think it's all just a game to me. I've had it!
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: No, seriously! I can no longer be tolerated!
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: It's about time I teach myself a lesson! I mean: HELLLOO?! What am I thinking?!
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ndege
: Thank Ming! My 800th follower exchanges letters with penises! I hereby officially welcome @blogdangerously into my happy World of fluff!
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ndege
: And you! GudNite 2 u 2!
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ndege
: GudNite @shanecorning
@NickKihori
and my fair lady @VariantVal
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: And thus my ANTics for today must end. I miss my ant. He was friend. The end. - Be gud, Twitterland. Now, go touch yourselves.
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:
@NickKihori
Do u srsly think @VariantVal would b sleeping on a roof? Alone? Without me? Fikiria tena, ndugu! LOL ;-)
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: RT
@NickKihori:
@Ndege
haha !!
#cartoon
..... all along i thought the
#askari
was @VariantVal <--- I want what you're havin, man! LOL
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:
@NickKihori
Now. And here it comes: My mom's side of my being: it wasn't 140 characters! It was wengi tweets. LOL ;-)
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:
@NickKihori
Also, the house girl is never there.
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:
@NickKihori
And that makes a
#fail
why exactly? LOL
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