kimut1986: What did one female leg say to the other female leg? united we stand ,divided we are fucked 
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warlaloh: Buss a shot 4 ur true friends @machored @denny_v3rtigo misd u guys .we should #walkabout .he he 1
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wanjiku: Bono is proud to have contributed to debt reduction in Africa #AfMediaConf whats with the shades by the way? 1
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kenyanpundit: Interesting to finally be in a space where my peers are movers and shakers or upcoming movers and shakers. Long overdue. #AfMediaConf 1
1warlaloh: Siku njema huonekana asubuhi. Another day to hold the steering wheel and drive closer to ur destiny:-)gdday 1
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scissorsabode: RT @mugash @justabandwidth: Ha-He! New Just A Band Video now out on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/justabandwidth<;- lol..makmende rocks! 1
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bankelele: @rafikikenya @sokoanalyst #DALC like bizarro in superman comic, not cambridge or oxford but convinced & con students that they are real deal 1
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justdes: RT @paulvharris: "This too shall pass..." ~Abraham Lincoln 1
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kid_kanye: If u wear a toupee, y not let ur frends try it on for a while? C'mon, we're not going to hurt it. 0
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drmosescpc: “There is a time for planning and there is a time for doing.” http://tinyurl.com/yggt93n 0
0kid_kanye: She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial. 0
0kid_kanye: Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.? 0
0kid_kanye: Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off. 0
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kid_kanye: The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. 0
0kid_kanye: #nursingahangy => I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. 0
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