[Augustine]

I just remembered my pastor in church every sunday he used to sema ati god will come any time without our knowledge,so one sunday some jamaas went on the roof and waited for the pastor to talk about jesus coming and as kawaida the pastor did 'hey congregation jesus can kuja even now' the jamaas on the roof started scratching mabati the church thot twas time for jesus now,they started poteaing one by one n in less than five minute only the pastor was in the church. Our poor pastor said hey 'kwani nitaenda peke yangu' he run out so fast but unfortunately the door hidge cought his clothes right at the door,he thot that jesus was holding him,he cried for help saying waii pole jesus am not ready.little did he know ngio zake zilikuwa zimeshikwa no hidge ya door .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[al-zalzalah]

lol. utachoma.

[Man2man]

Lol!......If its a fabrication umetupa. If its true story, Sir J.C must have been in the mix!...lol!

[a.k.a]

lol, after all that huyo jamaa angehitaji viboko kali kali.