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Default What Gender is the Devil? - 08-07-2007, 01:14 AM

Should the devil be refered to as He ,She ,or It
who knows the answer,am puzzled.
 


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Default 08-07-2007, 02:46 PM

i prefer third person
 
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Default 08-08-2007, 09:24 AM

The Christian devil is obviously a man because all direct and circumstantial evidence in the Bible indicates that. Satan's name is Lucifer (a male name). Everywhere in the Bible Satan is referred to as "he". Lucifer was once god's arch angel, and god is a very chauvinistic god, meaning that it is almost a 100% guarantee that his arch angel would be male. Plus I doubt there's any evidence of any female angels in the Bible. Satan was among the sons of god who came to present themselves before god at the beghinning of the Job saga. etc etc etc
 
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Default Proof That The Evil Is A Woman - 08-08-2007, 10:02 AM

We all know that the DEVIL IS EVIL thus our Premise

DEVIL = EVIL

1. First we State that WOMEN require Time and Money

WOMEN = Time X Money

2. As we know, Time is Money

Time = Money

3. Therefore

WOMEN = Money X Money = (Money)Squared

4. And because Money is the Root of all evil

Money = Sqare Root of Evil

5. Therefore

WOMEN = (Square Root of Evil) Squared

6. And we therefore conclude that if the Devil is in deed Evil, and that Women are Evil, it follows that

WOMEN = EVIL = DEVIL = FEMALE

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Default 08-08-2007, 10:17 AM

this is a simple question to answer, rayfisher.
 


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Default 08-08-2007, 10:50 AM

He is MALE.You see if you read the bible,went to Sunday school/church more often you wouldnt be this confused.Thats a no-brainer.
 
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Default 08-10-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shangaa View Post
We all know that the DEVIL IS EVIL thus our Premise

DEVIL = EVIL

1. First we State that WOMEN require Time and Money

WOMEN = Time X Money

2. As we know, Time is Money

Time = Money

3. Therefore

WOMEN = Money X Money = (Money)Squared

4. And because Money is the Root of all evil

Money = Sqare Root of Evil

5. Therefore

WOMEN = (Square Root of Evil) Squared

6. And we therefore conclude that if the Devil is in deed Evil, and that Women are Evil, it follows that

WOMEN = EVIL = DEVIL = FEMALE

Well, please do not hate me now!!!!!
Lol Shangaa. Your premise is very logical and quite easily accepted without questions.

Well, even though the devil is refered to as a he, it is simply because he is an entity or a person (not physically though), and I guess also to take into account is to consider the concept that man dominates over the woman and the woman was an afterthought during creation, that's why God and the devil are considered men. Thing is because God and the devil are spirits, and cuz spirits aren't bound by time and space (though the devil is cuz his time is running out), they have no need to procriate and thus no need for reproductive systems that differentiate their genders as it works with us mortals. So, to answer, the devil is neither man or woman but a spirit. The refference to the devil or God as "He" is simply to mean that they are living spirits, and not just some lifeless objects that we'd refer to as "it."
 
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Default 08-13-2007, 11:08 AM

From what i understand the devil can take many forms,a she ama he lakini probability of a she is greater than the vice versa.
 


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