[reggie_woic]

alright kids, it is now my duty to teach you the theory of evolution.
Now, i for one think that evolution is a bunch of bullcrap...but i've been told i have to teach it anyway.
Well it was thought up by charles Darwin and it goes something like this:

In the beginning we were all fish, ok, swimming around in the water... and then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby...and the retard baby was different, so it got to live.
So retard-fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day the retard-baby-fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands..and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this (points at chart)...retard-frog-squirrel...and then that had a retard baby which was a...monkey-fish-frog...and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey (points at chart)...and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... AND THAT MADE YOU.

so there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations!

SEE IT HERE

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