[TeamManager]

I HAVE GIVEN HIM THE POSITION AND I HAVE NOT REGRET IT ONE DAY!!!!!!

His name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call Him Lord! He has sent you His resume because He is seeking the top management position in your heart.
Please consider His accomplishments as set forth in His Resume.



Qualifications

a.. I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)

b.. I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)

c.. I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

d.. I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)

e.. The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)



Occupational Background

a.. I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).

b.. I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.

c.. My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)



Skills and experience

a.. Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken-hearted, setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

b.. I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6) People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).

c.. Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)


Educational Background

a.. I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

b.. In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).

c.. My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path,(See Psalms 119:105).

d.. I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments

a.. I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).

b. I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).

c.. I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).

d.. I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!

e. There are many more major accomplishments, to many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.



References

a.. Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles,restoration and supernatural guidance

Summary

Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation,I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).

When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

[satjas]

Hey TM,

Hmmm.......let us see what you wrote and what reality is.....

>His name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call Him Lord! He has
>sent you His resume because He is seeking the top management
>position in your heart.
>Please consider His accomplishments as set forth in His
>Resume.

Unless you are trying to humour us, Jesus never penned his own CV or Resume.


>Qualifications
>
>a.. I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See
>Proverbs 3:19)

Not Jesus, but God did,yes!!

>b.. I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis
>2:7)

Not true, we are abit more complicated than that. Perhaps you mean we are made of the same stuff as everything else which is atoms, hence, we are all the same, including God.

>c.. I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

Not quite like that.....this breath thing you guys keep talking about is that part of God in us which is aka the soul.

>d.. I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians
>3:13)

How daft!!! God creates perfection and then curses His creation and then sets us this task of overcoming His shortcomings......I don't think so.

>e.. The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your
>life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Just an arm twisting religion binding statement.....it has no in depth meaning to it if read carefully.

>Occupational Background
>
>a.. I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).

If you said One teacher I'd agree. Employment is some sort of conditional bartering where each party seeks their own benefit without necessary regard to the other as long as the conditions suit them......i.e. it is conditional.

>b.. I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or
>disrespectful.

Absent!!!! You guys keep claiming Jesus is here....... but where???

>c.. My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See
>Matthew 3:15-17)

That reeks of egotism. Even Jesus would be ashamed of you coming up with a statement like that.


>Skills and experience
>
>a.. Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering
>the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken-hearted,
>setting the captives free, healing the
>sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them
>that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

TM, please read what you have written very carefully......why then do we still have very many poor people in this world? Why are many of us still broken hearted, especially from promises that have not been kept? Jesus never went healing people, if he did he would have quite easily cured all the world of disease, he had the power to do so, but he did not. Do you know why? Because it was people who went to him instead, they had belief in him. Jesus had belief in the perfection of the process of healing.


>b.. I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6) People who
>listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See
>Proverbs 1:33).

Not entirely true.....evil is a new concept.....a homo sapien concept.

>c.. Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power
>to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

We are not born in sin or are of sin. What kind of God would create people in sin in the first place?

>Educational Background
>
>a.. I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge,
>wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

Cannot argue with that.

>b.. In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and
>knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).

Not in him but in his knowledge......so if we can get to that knowledge we too can have that key to the hidden treasure.

>c.. My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a
>lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path,(See Psalms
>119:105).

Umm.....very ambi.....ambi.......guous??


>d.. I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See
>Psalms 44:21).

No big deal there.......even i know of people who can do that.

>Major Accomplishments
>
>a.. I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting
>of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).

Now you are just making things up....telling us porkies!!!!

>b. I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II
>Corinthians 5:15).

A blatant lie that has been told so often that it sounds like the truth. Jesus died because that was the path his soul chose......even God could not interfere with that choice.

>c.. I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a
>show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).

Dude, if this enemy was defeated a long time ago, why do you guys keep on blowing your war horns against the evil enemy??? How come this extremely powerful God has an enemy He cannot defeat.....unless ofcourse we all accept jesus as our blah blah blah and help God in His Forever battle with satan.......

>d.. I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised
>the dead!

My friend, i keep on telling you these are not incredible feats that others cannot perform.....was it not Jesus himself who said " these and many more greater feats shall you perform if you have faith in the Father??" ok....so those were not the exact words...I tell you that even you can do all these things if you know how.

>e. There are many more major accomplishments, to many to
>mention here. You can read them on my website, which is
>located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet
>connection or computer to access my website.

Another unrealiable reference source.......which even Jesus admits he never wrote.


>References
>
>a.. Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my
>divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles,restoration
>and supernatural guidance

why didn't he choose the ultimate reference of them all? God? Abit dumb isn't it trying to convince people and using the same people as a reference?

>Summary
>
>Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the
>only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position
>in your heart. In summation,I will properly direct your paths,
>(See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See
>John 6:47).

No thank you, I will lead my life my own way but i will take all good deeds that you performed Jesus as a beacon of confidence on my path. And i know that the soul, or what was "breathed" into me shall never perish, but these so called christians are awaiting an everlasting life in false hope.

>When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

In the realm of God time does not exist. We have already established that anything that moves at the speed of light cannot be subject to time, thanks Einstein!!

-the paradigm shifter.....God's friend.

[TeamManager]

>No thank you, I will lead my life my own way but i will
>take all good deeds that you performed Jesus as a beacon
>of confidence on my path. And i know that the soul, or
>what was "breathed" into me shall never perish, but these
>so called christians are awaiting an everlasting life in
>false hope.

OK. Once I get the verse talking about the Gospel being Foolishness to guys were perishing, I will let you know.

Otherwise all the best.....you will surely need it.

>In the realm of God time does not exist. We have already
>established that anything that moves at the speed of light
>cannot be subject to time, thanks Einstein!!

.....can not be subjected to our defination of time.....

[satjas]

Hey TM


>OK. Once I get the verse talking about the Gospel being
>Foolishness to guys were perishing, I will let you know.
>
>Otherwise all the best.....you will surely need it.

Thanks, i am perishing and will die physically at the age of perhaps 80, whereas you TM will never perish but spiritually live on forever. I am foolish because i have taken in -depth consideration of what the bible says and decided that only a very little % of it is gospel. You TM are the beacon of intelligence, the light of truth, the fountain of knowledge for you have taken the bible, hook line and sinker and accepted it with open eyed faith, with an open mind, a mind that does not disapprove of others opinions for they are God given too. You will go to heaven TM and have a great party with Jesus & Co. I will leave behind a legacy of pure unadulterated foolishness. The foolishness that seeks greater truths than those put forward in the Bible.

-the paradigm shifter.....God's foolish friend.