strictly forbidden

Mand meru · (#1 (**permalink**))

The other day a friend of mine threw me into bouts of laughter over the phone. We were having a tete-a-tete when suddenly the topic of sex came up. Now my friend is "saved"(whatever it means) and she insisted that normally she and her long time boyfriend, both staunch christians, do pray before partaking the forbidden fruit. I was like "what"? say that again. Is praying before sex a kawa thing for "saved" people?

wakili-express · (#2 (**permalink**))

>The other day a friend of mine threw me into bouts of
>laughter over the phone. We were having a tete-a-tete when
>suddenly the topic of sex came up. Now my friend is
>"saved"(whatever it means) and she insisted that normally she
>and her long time boyfriend, both staunch christians, do pray
>before partaking the forbidden fruit. I was like "what"? say
>that again. Is praying before sex a kawa thing for "saved"
>people?

hahahah ..! I guess it is like praying before you eat -in this case ...

I once had a saved chile ... mazee even getting busus was like attempting to perform a damn Old testament Miracle ..... ! -after that, I was permanently turned off God.

mahatma · (#3 (**permalink**))

> I once had a saved chile ... mazee even getting busus was
>like attempting to perform a damn Old testament Miracle .....
>! -after that, I was permanently turned off God.

LMAO!

Kohcoh · (#4 (**permalink**))

>The other day a friend of mine threw me into bouts of
>laughter over the phone. We were having a tete-a-tete when
>suddenly the topic of sex came up. Now my friend is
>"saved"(whatever it means) and she insisted that normally she
>and her long time boyfriend, both staunch christians, do pray
>before partaking the forbidden fruit. I was like "what"? say
>that again. Is praying before sex a kawa thing for "saved"
>people?

First things first, why are they "partaking of forbidden fruit" before marriage. Prayer before fornication does not make it right. Waache kufunga Mungu macho!!

On another note, he he I can just imagine ati huko in the middle of my nyeges I tell Mr Kohcoh to stop we pray. LMAO!!

And how exactly does the prayer go?? ROTFF!!!!!!!!! }(

Mand meru · (#5 (**permalink**))

>>The other day a friend of mine threw me into bouts of
>>laughter over the phone. We were having a tete-a-tete when
>>suddenly the topic of sex came up. Now my friend is
>>"saved"(whatever it means) and she insisted that normally
>she
>>and her long time boyfriend, both staunch christians, do
>pray
>>before partaking the forbidden fruit. I was like "what"? say
>>that again. Is praying before sex a kawa thing for "saved"
>>people?
>
>First things first, why are they "partaking of forbidden
>fruit" before marriage. Prayer before fornication does not
>make it right. Waache kufunga Mungu macho!!

I guess not everything can be saved .

>On another note, he he I can just imagine ati huko in the
>middle of my nyeges I tell Mr Kohcoh to stop we pray. LMAO!!
>
>And how exactly does the prayer go?? ROTFF!!!!!!!!! }(

Kohcoh · (#6 (**permalink**))

>>First things first, why are they "partaking of forbidden
>>fruit" before marriage. Prayer before fornication does not
>>make it right. Waache kufunga Mungu macho!!
>
>I guess not everything can be saved .

LMAO!!! Ha ha ha ala that caught me off guard!!

Ok I'll leave that argument for TM to fuata. Moving on, now how do they pray? What do they say, {grabbing gumboots} "Dear Lord bless this #### that I am about to partake, bless it as I prepare to lick it clean ........"

LOL!! Damn this feels blaphemous!!

CeeWorm83 · (#7 (**permalink**))

Only in mashada....

jarabuon · (#8 (**permalink**))

Over to you TM, petermaumau etc how does the prayer go? and don't deny, coz i've heard that from a preacher also

TeamManager · (#9 (**permalink**))

>Over to you TM,

Before discussing sexual issues, I always want to know whether the questioneers are more or less than 18yrs.

Secondly, I also want to know whether they also want us to discuss about Pregnancy, taking responsibility and not running, STDs etc.

Once you guys are ready, let me know...

PS. God will not be Mocked.

mahatma · (#10 (**permalink**))

>Ok I'll leave that argument for TM to fuata. Moving on, now
>how do they pray? What do they say, {grabbing gumboots} "Dear
>Lord bless this #### that I am about to partake, bless it as I
>prepare to lick it clean ........"
>
>LOL!! Damn this feels blaphemous!!

ROTFLMBBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aki Kohcoh, what the hell are you smoking in you-know-where? Its for sure not cigarretes(sp)! Aki i dont even know! How dare you post such stuff in TM's domain?