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TeamManager · (#11 (**permalink**))

>>LOL!! Damn this feels blaphemous!!

>ROTFLMBBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Aki Kohcoh, what the hell are you smoking in you-know-where?
>Its for sure not cigarretes(sp)! Aki i dont even know! How
>dare you post such stuff in TM's domain?

NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!
Guess which set of groups enjoy satisfying sex. The casual-sexed single women or CONSERVATIVE protestants women?

Some of the most Startling research on sex in recent years was published in 1994 by researcherss at the university of Chicago. They interviewed 3,432 Americans, in an effort to produce the most accurate and comprehensive insight into human sexuality in the USA. Their findings were so MYTH shattering. Among their conclusions:

1. Married couple reported being the most physically pleased and emotionally satisfied.

2. The lowest rates of satisfaction were among single men and women- the very ones presumed to be having the hottest sex.

3. The group having the most sex is not the young and footloose but the married.

4. Physical and emotional satisfaction started to decline when people had more than one sex partner.

The scientists admitted being especially surprised when their data revealed that most consistently sexually-satisfied women in the US were CONSERVATIVE protestants, followed closely by Catholics and mainline protestants- all of who had a significantly higher frequency of orgasm than those with no religious affliation. But after thinking about it, the scientists came up with the explainantion: maybe those who followed BIBLICAL teachings 'firmly believed in the holiness of marriage and sexuality as an expression of their love for their husbands.

Ref. Michael's Sex in America book

OR · (#12 (**permalink**))

TM you are so right.

clean, strightforward man onto woman sex within marriage is the most gratifying. Who ever called it missionary style certainly had a point.

This is what God intended. I find that incessant experimentation with all sorts of sexual techniques is unnecessary and dirty.

I am particularly appaled by women using battery operated devices to get transient but ultimately pointless pleasure or men who gain satisfaction simply masturbating off pornographic films and pictures.

It is despicable!

Kohcoh · (#13 (**permalink**))

@TM
1. My age and sexual habits notwithstanding please note that I have already declared that the said couple (saved couple that prays before it sh*gs) was mocking God and that fornication/pre-marital sex is sin.

2. That said, yes I am ready to discuss pregnancy, STDs and other "dangers" of pre-marital sex.

3. What I am querying (and poking fun at) is how exactly this couple words their prayer before they COMMIT SIN. I mean how ridiculous is that!! It is blasphemous to pray before committing a cardinal sin.

I have no intention to mock God. I do, however, fully intend to ridicule this couple. If I have inadvertently mocked God then I sincerely seek forgiveness from Him.

jarabuon · (#14 (**permalink**))

>>Over to you TM,
>
>Before discussing sexual issues, I always want to know whether
>the questioneers are more or less than 18yrs.

i'm over 18, now TM, doesn't prayer before sex kill libido, sponteniety (sp), romance, joy etc... and just turn it into some mechanical "for procreation use only" type of event?

>
>Secondly, I also want to know whether they also want us to
>discuss about Pregnancy, taking responsibility and not
>running, STDs etc.

clever but not quite. we are talking about prayer before sex for married couples. don't try and change the subject coz i've heard preachers advising their married flock to do this.

>
>Once you guys are ready, let me know...
>
>PS. God will not be Mocked.

Its not God i'm mocking, but i do get immense pleasure from mocking false prophets and false doctrines.

set the captives free!
>

teejay · (#15 (**permalink**))

>The other day a friend of mine threw me into bouts of
>laughter over the phone. We were having a tete-a-tete when
>suddenly the topic of sex came up. Now my friend is
>"saved"(whatever it means) and she insisted that normally she
>and her long time boyfriend, both staunch christians, do pray
>before partaking the forbidden fruit. I was like "what"? say
>that again. Is praying before sex a kawa thing for "saved"
>people?

Isaih 8:20... If they speak not according to the word,its bacause there is not light in them.

According to the scripture sex is a preserve of the married couples. One has no business venturing into sex if they do not belong to this group(married).It is plain fornication it doesn't matter if they prayed. As a matter of fact their prayers before the act is leading their souls to perdition rather than to gates of heaven.

Your friends by all means are worldly.They are only christians by name and not by character.A christaina life demands that one takes his cross and follow christ.

They seem to forget "thou shalt not commit adultery" exist s very much in christina life.

ATLian · (#16 (**permalink**))

The beauty - and absurdity - about christianity is that as long as you pray for forgiveness, you can sin all you want. So yeah, they'll koboana and then ask god to forgive them. Talk of a win-win situation.

TeamManager · (#17 (**permalink**))

@Kohcoh & Jarabuon
Sorry, I thought the first posting by Mand meru clearly talks about 'a lady with her long-time boyfriend' praying before sex and not a married couple.

On a different note, the WORLD has given sex a bad image and yet God created it to be a special wonderful time for a husband and a wife to share together and to be in union with each other. Sex has now become 'dirty' and 'evil' in the worldly context.
BUT still the STATISTICS show that Protestant Conservative women enjoy sex more than others. Most likely is how they view sex.

Kohcoh · (#18 (**permalink**))

>@Kohcoh & Jarabuon
>Sorry, I thought the first posting by Mand meru clearly talks
>about 'a lady with her long-time boyfriend' praying before sex
>and not a married couple.

Exactly. My contention is not that sex is best in marriage. I actually agree with you totally.

My problem is with the unmarried, "saved" couple that shags and thinks that just because it prays before the "dastardly" act, its ok. I mean how hypocritical is that.

Mzungu-Mweusi · (#19 (**permalink**))

*
Who are we to beleive MAND MERU?, maybe hes mocking the saved couple.*, some ppl like to make fun/lie about honest ppl.

Very Quick Quetsion.

Whats is the difference btween going to church and asking for forgivness after commiting the nasty. and doing it before doing the nasty?. Clearly this couple did it pre-emptively sivyo?

Some ppl do sins, go to church and ask for forgivness when they gonna come around the following night and do it all over again!. if you ask me it is the same.

jarabuon · (#20 (**permalink**))

>@Kohcoh & Jarabuon
>Sorry, I thought the first posting by Mand meru clearly talks
>about 'a lady with her long-time boyfriend' praying before sex
>and not a married couple.

thats correct, but as i have stated (for the 3rd time now) i have also heard this advice for married couples.... care to comment? defend the indefensible?

>
>On a different note, the WORLD has given sex a bad image and
>yet God created it to be a special wonderful time for a
>husband and a wife to share together and to be in union with
>each other. Sex has now become 'dirty' and 'evil' in the
>worldly context.

You must be joking!!! in a worldy context, there is legal and illegal, in a religious context, there is good and evil. now tell me who could have given sex an "evil" tag?

>BUT still the STATISTICS show that Protestant Conservative
>women enjoy sex more than others. Most likely is how they view
>sex.
>

Who conducted the study? are you sure Traditional Catholics don't have better mundu khu mundu sex? (oh baby i like it raw x2 (ODB)). Or liberal Baptists don't have the kinkiest, steamiest sex ever? (look at the way they jump around and twist their bodies in church and speak in tongues)