If you met Eve of the bible.....

sanaa · (#1 (**permalink**))

I'm just curious ...because mashadites are usually a crazy bunch...What would you do if you met Eve of the bible?....personally i would pimp slap her before she put the apple in her mouth...:P

pipitp · (#2 (**permalink**))

i'd give her a warm hug for discovering how to use the fruit in the middle of the garden

Kamami · (#3 (**permalink**))

I would bytch slap that heifer - she's the reason child birth (labor pains) are the mother. I can attest to that dammit - Can I get an AMEN

Whoa let me not even think of Eve I am just getting red in the face with anger at that chick. You know eventually our all loving Father would have let her have the dang apple if only she asked - but NO! she had to steal.

WHOOOOO I could thump that girl let me stop before I get carried away

y5next · (#4 (**permalink**))

You'd be dead!

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

makaveli · (#5 (**permalink**))

>I would bytch slap that heifer - she's the reason child birth
>(labor pains) are the mother. I can attest to that dammit -
>Can I get an AMEN
>
>Whoa let me not even think of Eve I am just getting red in the
>face with anger at that chick. You know eventually our all
>loving Father would have let her have the dang apple if only
>she asked - but NO! she had to steal.
>
>WHOOOOO I could thump that girl let me stop before I get
>carried away

LMAO. Yenyewe that was funny. Relax girl, just turn to traditional religions and you wont have to think of Eve

BIN LADEN · (#6 (**permalink**))

I'd demand for a bonking session at Regents Park! .... no no .. London eye!

>I'm just curious ...because mashadites are usually a crazy
>bunch...What would you do if you met Eve of the
>bible?....personally i would pimp slap her before she put the
>apple in her mouth...:P

MercedesK · (#7 (**permalink**))

I'd tell her to rudisha that rib to Adam and to ask god for her own semen bank.

Merck.

pussycat · (#8 (**permalink**))

I'd embrace her for her initiative.
why wait, if you want it, go get it

"Everyone has his allotted day, Short and irrecoverable is the lifetime of all; But to extend our frame by deeds,
This is the task of greatness"

y5next · (#9 (**permalink**))

>I'd embrace her for her initiative.

And you're hoping that she'll just be standing around, as you engulf her with that awful doggy stench? Dream on!

>why wait, if you want it, go get it

Then how come you aren't going after a brain, since you lack one? Live your motto, doofus.

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

pussycat · (#10 (**permalink**))

>And you're hoping that she'll just be standing around, as you
>engulf her with that awful doggy stench? Dream on!
>Then how come you aren't going after a brain, since you lack
>one? Live your motto, doofus.

this is a religious site. show some respect! idiot
the only doggy thingi I do is; shhhhhhh. I'll tell you on the other side. I'm living my motto, if I want something, I go get it.

"Everyone has his allotted day, Short and irrecoverable is the lifetime of all; But to extend our frame by deeds,
This is the task of greatness"