HEAVEN MIGHT BE BORING - Page 3

mwananchi_ · (#21 (**permalink**))

How can one burn forever. Have you ever seen a house burn and some people were caught up inside? All it takes is a few hours and there'll be nothing left to burn. So once me and my buddies fika hell and burn up after a few hours -what next?

And still on heaven, those babies who died young, will they remain babies forever? Goo-goo gaa-gaaring for a thousand doesn't sound like a plot to me. What about the good wendas? Will they be cured ama will they go ahead okotaring garbage in heaven?

edd · (#22 (**permalink**))

I think You guys should try the Islamic heaven(Jannah)

why?

"The first group (of people) to enter Jannah will be shining like the moon on a full-moon night. Then will come those who follow them who will be like the most shining planet in the sky. They will not stand in need of urinating or relieving of nature or of spitting or blowing their noses. Their combs will be of gold and their sweat will smell like musk; in their censers the aloes-wood will be used. Their wives will be large eyed maidens. All men will be alike in the form of their father `Adam, sixty cubits tall.''

For the jamaas......

"Everyone there would have two wives. They would either be from the houris or from the humans. The narration, which claims that every one would have seventy-two wives has a weak chain of narrators. However, in one narration of At-Tirmidhi which has been claimed to be Sahih, it is stated that a martyr would get seventy-two wives. (At-Tirmidhi, Chapter about the Superiority of Jihad)."

For the ladies......

Eh.. I think you'll all be made FLY and then married off to the men...Like they say "Its a Mans world(Heaven)"

AntiSatanism · (#23 (**permalink**))

Sure beats BURNING in hell forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Man R · (#24 (**permalink**))

Blasphemy Blasphemy, the fear of God is the beginning of all wisdom.

Peace Rage

makaveli · (#25 (**permalink**))

mwanachi, u just made my sunday. I now have a reason to give the pastor as to why I missed church instead of tellign him i was nursing a hangover

Sleek Rick · (#26 (**permalink**))

News just in (like I don't know how many years ago!!) purgatory na paradise zilifungwa courtesy of Jesus dying on the cross. Sasa ni either heaven or hell.

pipitp · (#27 (**permalink**))

@ sleek, hebu tell zimmy this things coz he must know his msimamo ... when you decide to believe in heaven or hell, then you must follow the bible so as to make it there - life is all about what you believe, ama?
as for me, am waiting for my next life..hope it will be as good as this one or even better .. :-)

teejay · (#28 (**permalink**))

>Lately I'm beginning to have concerns
>about the quality of life in heaven.
>O.K. so you get to heaven and the first
>few days you are full of glee for making
>it through the Pearly Gates. You are
>glad and relieved by the fact that you
>avoided Lucifer's eternal furnace by the
>skin of your teeth.
>
>What next? You are in heaven and that is
>as good as it gets. So what to do,
>what's to look forward to, what will
>keep you going. I am of the opinion that
>after several thousand years of this
>boredom, guys will start getting
>creative and naughty. I mean no school,
>no jobo, no challenges, no hengs, no
>jawa, no strokes, nothing. It's like
>being incarcerated for life without a
>chance of parole. No, it's worse coz you
>cannot even die. You are stuck in heaven
>forever.

I think when this composer came up with this song..... "read your bible everyday"... he certainly had people of doubtfull nature and that was his answer to them.He knew that only the bible can clear those doubt.

The bible states very clearly that this flesh that is full of Lust will not head to heaven.In the twinkling of an eye all those who have been leading righteous life shall be changed.

The curse that was laid upon mankind in the book of Genesis 3:17--> after the fall of man will be lifted and ye shall not have to sweat again to provide anyone.Love,happiness and abundunt life shall prevail.

Having seen this, it is important that you stop habouring these lucific thoughts which saw Lucifar loose his heavenly position.In the book of Job the Lord says that "humans can never know my ways"that is why it quite impossible for those sceptic poeple to see any lasting happiness in heaven other than boredom.

Well the choice is yours.All I can tell you is that Satan uses the best to get what he wants out unsuspecting innocent people like you and me.If this is in you then I can see you are headed the right direction for him.

teejay · (#29 (**permalink**))

>i already thought about that....yenyewe
>you're right its boring!!! sometimes i
>want to believe in reincarnation..i saw
>a documentary on it and i think that
>that way life would be more
>exciting...:-)

Does this mean that if you saw aonther doc on heaven you would change your mind?????
..........heaven is not boring!!!!!!!

teejay · (#30 (**permalink**))

>zimmy, on that documentary, people were
>just being born in other families not
>ati you become a worm or something..no
>way. some of this kids were born in new
>families BUTT... 10 children were
>introduced and they were able to
>remember their past lives, their past
>families and when they were taken to
>their past homes, the previous families
>were able to recognize them on first
>sight! ISNT IT AMAZING? can you believe
>like a 15 year old leading people to her
>previous family? they even remember how
>they died and from their death some
>acquired their new birth marks.
>
>From that time, i kinda believe in
>reincarnation.

Do you realise that this is blasphemy.You have ceased to believe that God exists and have otherwise opted to belived some theory of reincarnation which does not even have proof.Your reason is because you saw a documentry

As far as am concerned I know of only one case of reincarnation which was by a supreme being.
Am talking about Christ.He was A heavenly character,but came into the world on a rescue mission that was so dangerous he ended up dying Just to make sure that everyone had a better place,but instead they have chosen to turnish the whole scene and even forge their own idea of reincarnation.

I don't mean to threaten anybody or rather create fear in anybody,but the bible says that at one time of you existance you shall ceaes to talk reincarnation and confess that HE is Lord and mark you on your knees.And with that kind of attitude (boring) shall become burnig.

Did you know that as am typing this text the Judgement of the dead has already began in heaven and soon after that the Judgement of the living will comence????????