HEAVEN MIGHT BE BORING - Page 2

zimmy · (#11 (**permalink**))

oh yes i DO. at least i got an idea of how the place is and however boughring it may be i'd rather be washing lions and singing hymns :'( than taking chances never knowing where i'll end up ;)

as for you pipitp, if that's your course then you better star praying hard beginning now that you end up in that palace and as you said, be careful what you wish for ;)

pipitp · (#12 (**permalink**))

:7 zimmy you must have read too many bible stories when you were young....ati washing lions?? lol! :7
anyway, i just wish that reincarnation is for real coz i doubt whether i can make it to heaven so its just a matter of believing and what you believe might come true - ama?
am careful ..:-)

Sleek Rick · (#13 (**permalink**))

Have y'all ever heard that there are some individuals that are going to be used as the viberitis to light the final moto to burn everyone who was to be burnt anyway and still be thrown back into the fire. So, I hope nobody's in contention for the position.

pipitp · (#14 (**permalink**))

:7 sleek why lie! that cracked me up! lol!

am lucky not to believe in that theory so all the best to you guys who are contesting for heaven/hell :D

zimmy · (#15 (**permalink**))

pipitp don't worry your arse too much coz there's this ka place i heard of called PURGATORY :) a place in between heaven & hell where the NOT soo notorious peeps are kept for a while, do some panos kidodo like maybe cut grass, chimba graves for the guys who chomeka in hell.... and after you've done your time and been rebabilitated, you move up to heaven yippeeeeee :7

Verine · (#16 (**permalink**))

There's no satisfying the human race is there. One question though, if u were there in noah's time, would you have entered the ark?

*Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake*

pipitp · (#17 (**permalink**))

well, as u can see up there - i believe in reincarnation so the story of noah and the other zaks is pure bull to me...

anyway, lemmie just imagine that i was there during that time ---- then i could have entered the ark only if - AND I EMPHASISE - ONLY IF - my hubby was to enter with me coz trust me, it was cold in there and the ark was full of animals not human beings, plus some old jamaaz. but put in the right music and the right quorum and i'm in the ark! :7

pipitp · (#18 (**permalink**))

zimmy! lol! kichwa mbaya wewe! :7 remember one day to God is a thousand years to man so you might chimba those graves and shambas for 2,000 years ... meanwhile, i'd have reincarnated into the fire thats burning people in hell! :D told you be careful what you wish!

zimmy · (#19 (**permalink**))

still, better 2 thao years down there then moving up.. than in hell forever ;)

and who sez you reincarnate immediately ?? the line could be soo long and you'd have to wait your turn, maybe one thao years and who knows where you'll be bundled :'(

malaika · (#20 (**permalink**))

Well I am no Christian Fundamentalist but from what I remember from the Bible - here is my opoinion on the matter:
Think about this - Adam and Eve lived in perfect bliss in paradise doing nothing for a long time. Theny never got bored - that was because they never knew the meaning of the word bored, because they didn't have knowledge. Of course all this changed after they had eaten from the forbidden tree. So what I think is this - when man dies and goes to heaven he will revert to this earlier stage of Adam and Eve; he doesn't need knowledge anymore beacuse he will be dwelling with God in his house. Without knowledge man will never know the meaning of the word 'bored' he will be content to live eternally singing praises to and worshipping God.
As I said - just my opinion.

!MALAIKA!