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Old 14th February 2009, 08:51 PM
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Marriage: The Kenyan Deathtrap!

I was busy having bi-tran-Anal; Thats when a tranny has a c0ck in ur a*s, and you have ur dykk up the ass of a dude, when my phone rang. I was pissed coz I have a recurring boil on the rim of my anus(every 2 years) and Becca was butt cramming me it; it was painful and pleasureful...*moaning softly*...u-u-uuuuuh!

Caller ID 254722682***. It was my estranged sister delivering the news that my bro Kevin had expired due H.I.V. Aids related complications, i.e.Cytomegalovirus & Bacillary Angiomatosis...In the former you get inflammation of the retina (thats the picture of him in sunglasses at Choices!) and in latter you get red patches on your skin as well as the liquification of your liver and spleen.

Apparently he had stopped taking ARV's and managed to coerce his unemployed wife to have unprotected sex in addition to sleeping with scores of women without rubbers!! Good God! Kenyan chicks dish it raw???!! Oh, how they adore married men

So Im on a plane Tuesday morning to Kenya.. Don't know what to say in his eulogy.
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Old 15th February 2009, 01:08 AM
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Well,i can never take you serious Elianto. If your bro is dead,you should probably start repenting yourself as well. Umetomba na kutombwa ya kutosha
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Old 15th February 2009, 01:59 AM
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Well,i can never take you serious Elianto. If your bro is dead,you should probably start repenting yourself as well. Umetomba na kutombwa ya kutosha

I think you know from previous postings that I'm non-religious. That said I get tested like the porn industry...every 30 days. But u r right I cannot help feeling guilty, afterall I was his elder.
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Is the post a joke or you are serious?
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u don sound like ur mourning at all...........,which is sad!!**
ur on the plane thursday.., u make it sound like ur running
errands....,shame on u!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 15th February 2009, 01:30 PM
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u don sound like ur mourning at all...........,which is sad!!**
ur on the plane thursday.., u make it sound like ur running
errands....,shame on u!!!!!!!!!!!
Fair enough, but how sad would you be if your sibling/relative was out there knowingly infecting others (including their spouses) with H.I.V/STDs?!
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Old 15th February 2009, 01:36 PM
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Marriage: The Kenyan Deathtrap!

I was busy having bi-tran-Anal; Thats when a tranny has a c0ck in ur a*s, and you have ur dykk up the ass of a dude, when my phone rang. I was pissed coz I have a recurring boil on the rim of my anus(every 2 years) and Becca was butt cramming me it; it was painful and pleasureful...*moaning softly*...u-u-uuuuuh!

Caller ID 254722682***. It was my estranged sister delivering the news that my bro Kevin had expired due H.I.V. Aids related complications, i.e.Cytomegalovirus & Bacillary Angiomatosis...In the former you get inflammation of the retina (thats the picture of him in sunglasses at Choices!) and in latter you get red patches on your skin as well as the liquification of your liver and spleen.

Apparently he had stopped taking ARV's and managed to coerce his unemployed wife to have unprotected sex in addition to sleeping with scores of women without rubbers!! Good God! Kenyan chicks dish it raw???!! Oh, how they adore married men

So Im on a plane Tuesday morning to Kenya.. Don't know what to say in his eulogy.
gosh elianto sorry for your loss...hp all goes well with you & your family
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Old 15th February 2009, 01:55 PM
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Thanks; sugarNspice & kenyansenorita.
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Elianto...so good to 'see' you again. I personally miss your stories. Were you in the middle of this tran-anal sandwich?

On another note, are you still a shepherd?

Sorry to hear about your loss. Hope this will constantly remind you to take your ARVs, if you've started 'em, that is.
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