Tired Women (horekad like a non sense) a response to Sanaa's

[msema ukweli Kabisa]

I think we also need to highlight the emergence of a class that we call tired women. As Sanaa clearly put we have both sides of the equilibrium. So this is now for the male's version.

Picture this very hot sweet looking like curvaceous 24 year old lady that you recently met. She has just flown to come and do her masters degree. Immediately you are smitten, more because of the way she represents herself. She is so self assured, she is not a party animal and even better she tells you she despises ladies who sleep around, and all she is looking for is stability. You court her and even one day propose to marry her. Lets call her Dazzle.

So who is the true Dazzle, she is a girl who grew up in Nai and by the age of 15 was already popular with all the condis of the fly matatus in langata. While still in high school, she was dating college guys because she thought boys in high school were too young. By the time she is done with high school and goes to college. In her resume not only has she dated and slept with affluent old men of Nairobi who sustained a nice lifestyle for her. From an early age of 15 her usual joint was Carni and oh how she loved being dropped home by this flashy older guys in the BMW.

Well because she did not do very well in her form four exams, the parents took her to a little known Sodom and gommorah college called USIU, where her time was well spent in Fifis and 55 the college local joint. Among her regulars were Chris Kirubi who is well known to love USIU chics, she still also banged a couple of the rudge team and had wished she had dated the captain of Quins. Most of the times you could find her almost blacked out at 12am being carried by a different jamaa back to the hostels for what is known as an amnesia mdinyano. The kind you dont remember ever in the morning. After four years of life in USIU where her liver is reduced to a nice cooked one, she graduates, at this time she has probably been partying hard for 9 years. She is just but 24 years old but she has totally lived a life that many would just envy. It pays to be cute in Nairobi. When you are hot and young in Nairobi your chic regular joints are the top places (sorry don’t remember the names any more) where guys compete on you in return for some lay

After all that life of partying, Dazzle is tired and applys for a masters program in Dallas, or maybe a city in Europe. At the age of 24 all that smoking, fwacking, partying has just made her a shell inside. She has used men and been used by them left right center. Her heart has been broken a couple of times by all those older experienced men, and she even has a couple of fight experiences with the wives of all those homes she almost broke. But now she is in a new city, few know her. Don’t forget she still posseses her ver goo and attractive looks and curve. Under her belt is a couple of abortions and a lot of contraceptive pills. Thank God no baby.

Then she meets you, you confuse her dead soul to be a calmness that you have not encountered with this youngsters around. Her lack and desire to party with that of someone who is not a party animal and is of wife material. Remember she knows all the buttons to push in men, and she pushes them. Oh you still have vivid memories of the first time you slept with her, and the loud moans, you are surprised a bit by how her ninio is loose but console yourself that she must have been sooo wet for you. She knows how to cox you and push you with the right words to bring you to a climax that you have never thought possible. You become of course puss.y whipped to Dazzle,

And very soon you send out wedding invitations. Sir you have just married the young dazzle, The true girl from Nairobi. Tired used, fwacked, soulless at the age of 25. Dare you try to leave her and she will take half of everything you ever worked leaving wondering.

And ladies and gentlemen, you may lament of tired 30 to 40 year old men. Lucky you, We shudder because amongst us the world is filled with tired old 24 to 28 eight year olds.

[al-zalzalah]

Originally Posted by msema ukweli Kabisa

And very soon you send out wedding invitations. Sir you have just married the young dazzle, The true girl from Nairobi. Tired used, fwacked, soulless at the age of 25. Dare you try to leave her and she will take half of everything you ever worked leaving wondering.

And ladies and gentlemen, you may lament of tired 30 to 40 year old men. Lucky you, We shudder because amongst us the world is filled with tired old 24 to 28 eight year olds.

lamentation ya nini? si the tired men are meeting and marrying the tired women?
(there is someone for everyone.)
sunset, fadeout...... the end.

[keny@n]

Originally Posted by msema ukweli Kabisa

I think we also need to highlight the emergence of a class that we call tired women. As Sanaa clearly put we have both sides of the equilibrium. So this is now for the male's version.

Picture this very hot sweet looking like curvaceous 24 year old lady that you recently met. She has just flown to come and do her masters degree. Immediately you are smitten, more because of the way she represents herself. She is so self assured, she is not a party animal and even better she tells you she despises ladies who sleep around, and all she is looking for is stability. You court her and even one day propose to marry her. Lets call her Dazzle.

So who is the true Dazzle, she is a girl who grew up in Nai and by the age of 15 was already popular with all the condis of the fly matatus in langata. While still in high school, she was dating college guys because she thought boys in high school were too young. By the time she is done with high school and goes to college. In her resume not only has she dated and slept with affluent old men of Nairobi who sustained a nice lifestyle for her. From an early age of 15 her usual joint was Carni and oh how she loved being dropped home by this flashy older guys in the BMW.

Well because she did not do very well in her form four exams, the parents took her to a little known Sodom and gommorah college called USIU, where her time was well spent in Fifis and 55 the college local joint. Among her regulars were Chris Kirubi who is well known to love USIU chics, she still also banged a couple of the rudge team and had wished she had dated the captain of Quins. Most of the times you could find her almost blacked out at 12am being carried by a different jamaa back to the hostels for what is known as an amnesia mdinyano. The kind you dont remember ever in the morning. After four years of life in USIU where her liver is reduced to a nice cooked one, she graduates, at this time she has probably been partying hard for 9 years. She is just but 24 years old but she has totally lived a life that many would just envy. It pays to be cute in Nairobi. When you are hot and young in Nairobi your chic regular joints are the top places (sorry don’t remember the names any more) where guys compete on you in return for some lay

After all that life of partying, Dazzle is tired and applys for a masters program in Dallas, or maybe a city in Europe. At the age of 24 all that smoking, fwacking, partying has just made her a shell inside. She has used men and been used by them left right center. Her heart has been broken a couple of times by all those older experienced men, and she even has a couple of fight experiences with the wives of all those homes she almost broke. But now she is in a new city, few know her. Don’t forget she still posseses her ver goo and attractive looks and curve. Under her belt is a couple of abortions and a lot of contraceptive pills. Thank God no baby.

Then she meets you, you confuse her dead soul to be a calmness that you have not encountered with this youngsters around. Her lack and desire to party with that of someone who is not a party animal and is of wife material. Remember she knows all the buttons to push in men, and she pushes them. Oh you still have vivid memories of the first time you slept with her, and the loud moans, you are surprised a bit by how her ninio is loose but console yourself that she must have been sooo wet for you. She knows how to cox you and push you with the right words to bring you to a climax that you have never thought possible. You become of course puss.y whipped to Dazzle,

And very soon you send out wedding invitations. Sir you have just married the young dazzle, The true girl from Nairobi. Tired used, fwacked, soulless at the age of 25. Dare you try to leave her and she will take half of everything you ever worked leaving wondering.

And ladies and gentlemen, you may lament of tired 30 to 40 year old men. Lucky you, We shudder because amongst us the world is filled with tired old 24 to 28 eight year olds.

And, this only at 25!
Then the 'camel knee' looking 30+ somethings actually want us to have a go???
Ah, excuse me!
It's not that we can't perform as we'll as you'd like as to. But mami, why on earth would I want to waste my energy on a ka pùssy that's already lost all elasticity and all I'm getting is fluid when there's a rubbery teenager that keeps flashin (she doesn't have enough credit on her phone) and yet I have to 'finish' with this blerrrrgh?

[Sanaa-]

Originally Posted by keny@n

And, this only at 25!
Then the 'camel knee' looking 30+ somethings actually want us to have a go???
Ah, excuse me!
It's not that we can't perform as we'll as you'd like as to. But mami, why on earth would I want to waste my energy on a ka pùssy that's already lost all elasticity and all I'm getting is fluid when there's a rubbery teenager that keeps flashin (she doesn't have enough credit on her phone) and yet I have to 'finish' with this blerrrrgh?

Undecided about your sexuality? Thought you were a woman? Make up your mind.

[Sanaa-]

MUK,

I was so looking forward to this thread, I'm laughing already and I haven't even read it. let me (lord I'm even scared already from the title)

[keny@n]

Originally Posted by Sanaa-

Undecided about your sexuality? Thought you were a woman? Make up your mind.

Umm! Your perceptions chick.
I didn't at any time say that.

[Sanaa-]

Originally Posted by keny@n

Umm! Your perceptions chick.
I didn't at any time say that.

Alright never mind me.

[keny@n]

Originally Posted by Sanaa-

Alright never mind me.

Fine.
Now I definitely intend not to. In any and all most disagreeable way I can.

[Sanaa-]

For arguments sake; so this very tired chic has led a reckless life, and been fäcked left right and centre, but if we are being fair, everybody deserves a fair chance including the tired man, but the thing is, chances don’t come automatic, humble acknowledgement being key, one has to actually work hard for this chance and also accept the possibility of rejection. I see tired men strolling in with hands in their pockets, head tilted to the side and a cocky attitude introducing their renowned (now reformed) selves. I can’t tell you how many times I have heard a man present that speech to his friends how he now wants to “slow down” putting it in a way like he is giving women the best present ever, that cockiness and that tired gait are a hideous combination.


It’s not easy to argue out tired men versus tired women equally, because society treats men and women differently, and I think tired men get away with it more than women do, and when tired women actually settle down, they live and breathe the part of being a proper wife. Tired men on the other hand, my biggest problem with them is first their approach! “I’m a man I can get away with it, no one will think I’m loose and tired” and then go for the best women, and then worse, they try to make up for it with their measly pennies and think that coz they provide a good roof and fill the fridge , come home at least 5 nights that everything is ok.

[Sanaa-]

Originally Posted by keny@n

Fine. Now, what you need to do is get me an exit statement like this on your post cause my post there was simply in reaction to yours here...

You don't need my permission to sod off.