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Default 5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship - 09-06-2008, 05:23 AM

5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

(1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home. (Cook, Cleans & has a job)

(2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

(5) And the most important one is, that none of these four b1tches know each other!!!


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Default 09-06-2008, 05:34 AM

Its important,but how??.Pathetic secrets.
 


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Default 09-06-2008, 05:44 AM

Sense of humour bypass, maybe?
 


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Default 09-06-2008, 12:32 PM

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Sense of humour bypass, maybe?
Those 5 Secrets have reminded my friend of his favorite toast: "To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet."
 
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Default 09-06-2008, 02:21 PM

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5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

(1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home. (Cook, Cleans & has a job)

(2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

(4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

(5) And the most important one is, that none of these four b1tches know each other!!!


That is all







If that's your idea of a "perfect" relationship, then I'm afraid you are headed for divorce, especially in this era where the traditional beliefs about marriage have changed. A relationship entails mutual understanding from both parties. All the points you listed above are required from both parties for it to work.
 
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Default 09-06-2008, 02:53 PM

okiedokes ...,sema sista..,mised u..
this guy isnt 4 real..., i love the way u try to drum some
sense in some idiots but sometimes.................,

its like putting a drop of water in a dry well.....,
my breath is precious..., ama my fingers in this case.......,lmao
 


ITS NOT ABOUT WEA U COME FROM..,WHAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE IS WEA U GOING!!!
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Default 09-06-2008, 03:04 PM

Hahahahahaha

And if they do meet, survivial of the fittest?

haha dude man, you have really cracked me up! I was expecting the same old story of be true, be loving haha shyyt!
 


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Default 09-06-2008, 03:05 PM

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Sense of humour bypass, maybe?
LOL I think this is catching.
 


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Default 09-06-2008, 03:55 PM

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okiedokes ...,sema sista..,mised u..
this guy isnt 4 real..., i love the way u try to drum some
sense in some idiots but sometimes.................,

its like putting a drop of water in a dry well.....,
my breath is precious..., ama my fingers in this case.......,lmao
Hey girlie, missed ya too. Hope you're good though. Anyways, you're right...it's like throwing water on a duck's back. lol.
 
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Default 09-08-2008, 10:51 AM

...now i have a reason for cheating well a gal ask why??? KWANINI??? and am always stranded..i have five reason for that now and al tell her she is one of the f.cuk.ing reason thanks KUKU...
 


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