Since the last time I blogged on here, there have been positive developments with regard to my squeeze. Like I said, this time I was prepared...6 pack of trojan ribbed condoms, 12 pack of monsta energy drink, anal beads, a clitoris vibrator and a butt plug......this time i was going all in(in every sense of the word

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So I picked her up in the Shady Mobile aka my dinga aka my moti aka my car and headed straight for the Shady Mansion aka my keja aka my digz aka my apartment.
Our tongues were already playing hide and seek in each others mouths as we rode in the elevator to my digz. I sneaked my middle finger into her pum pum(pudesh) and wiggled it around, sending her into a frenzy. "Progress," I thought to myself.
She didn't have any panties on. Not that that impressed me or anything cuz I've met dozens of women who walk around "commando".So it's nothing. However, it sent a clear message that she had come with the sole intent of getting a HARDORE SLAM. And believe me, SlimShadyLP wasn't gon disappoint.
I lay her on my bed, and since she had no thuruarith(panties), i got down to biz. Imagine I had even bought a tempurapedic mattress. (Hiyo godoro ni ya nguvu by the way). I worked my magic on her and after turning her out with some exceptional foreplay(thanks to my newly acquired sex toys), she grabbed my cleanly shaven head(shout out to Shamar, my barber) and said in between breaths "fack me like you have never facked anyone before!". Now who was I to deny her request?
I grabbed two monster energy drinks and chugged them like Bogi Benda, before going deep.
Need I finish my story? I think not. Jijazieni.