[Real man]

You can’t imagine how anxiously I have been waiting for this moment when I get to tell you as it is. And by some coincidence this delightful point in time has fallen on a cold Sunday morning, the perfect weather and day for a confession.

What attracted me to you was not that short red skirt you had put on the first day I met you, actually I thought you looked tacky. It was the other men, ogling at your butt as you danced that drew my attention to you. At the table I was sitting at that wannabes’ club in Westlands, a guy, drooling,commented what a lucky man he who wins you would be. There and then I decided to be the fortunate man, just to satisfy my ego and make my friends and other men envious. I had a head start since one of your girlfriends was my buddy’s lover or something of the sort. So when you said you were leaving, having drunk enough courtesy of my friend, he asked me to drop you home. Do you remember how you sat on the front seat of my Toyota Camry, as if the car belonged to us and not me?

That was the start of a long weary six months. The thing I detested most during this period was listening to your never ending problems. Like the time you told me your boss was mad at you because of a typographical error you had made, or the other occasion you claimed the boss was “stressing” you with too much work. Though I held your shoulders and asked you not to worry for that was life, I honestly thought you should have been fired for incompetence.

And was it by coincidence that your birthday fell on the last day of the second month of our relationship? And you chose to tell me about it while we were watching an advertisement of the new phone in the market? Anyhow I got the hint and bought you the phone as a birthday present. There were better ways I could have spent the over eleven thousand shillings it cost me to purchase it. But this was the price I had to pay for bragging rights among my friends and the big prize, which was taking too long to come.Literally.

I did make a mistake by praising your hair and elegant sense of fashion. You capitalized on this to take me to countless exhibition stalls, where knowing very well you didn’t have money with you or was not willing to spend , you fit all sorts of clothes, calling me to the changing room and asking “ Swiry how do I look? ”. The answer each time was “Great” and immediately after more than a few notes would be emptied from my wallet. I was burning inside but endured since I knew eventually there would be a rapturous reward.

Then there was that other instance when it was raining and I was in Ruaraka.You told me to bring you an umbrella to your workplace at Adams Arcade, supposedly because your hair would lose its glow if it were rained on. Of course I did bring the umbrella, not because I cared about your hair, but since the following day I was to show you off to the boys. Green with envy they, shamelessly, asked me how you performed in bed.

As always I said you were the best, knowing very well for over five months and despite all my goodwill you had never spent a single night at my place or showed me what you wore underneath the clothes I bought you.

But it happened yesterday. Perhaps it’s the new drink recently launched in the market that did the trick. Now that it is over and my ego gratified, I can, without fear, say you are not different from the many girls who have slept on this bed. Let’s call it quits.

[Swahilijoe]

Seems you are what i call a value investor...you invested over time and your portfolio seems to have gained value over time...now is not the time to dump your investments. Enjoy more of the investment but don't add any more money value into it ..just don't sell; hold onto it. The dividends may be sweet that you think. 5 months waiting not bad; enjoying a few more times; PRICELESS

[sugarNspice]

That is so awful, but u have me baggin up. I had a bad night and that just made my evening. Is that story really true??? I hope ur profession involves writing because u seem to have a skill. Well all i can say is just wow....from the eyez of a man. Keeping it real I see. lmao

[itchyfingaz]

Originally Posted by Swahilijoe

Seems you are what i call a value investor...you invested over time and your portfolio seems to have gained value over time...now is not the time to dump your investments. Enjoy more of the investment but don't add any more money value into it ..just don't sell; hold onto it. The dividends may be sweet that you think. 5 months waiting not bad; enjoying a few more times; PRICELESS

couldn't agree with you more. dont set it free now that you got access, play with it a lil more. get value for your hard earned money.
@poster, classic is the word. And man, you got endurance.five wallet emptying months billaz? i think i would have given up already

[sugarNspice]

Had to write again. Your message was sitting in my mind after i read it. So a few questions, if u dont mind:
Just curious, what did u gain from this? It seems a lot of time wasted on both ends. Why would u pursue someone for that long for sex-ONE TIME AT THAT. Money was wasted too. U can not be that insecure to have done this to look good to ur friends or to impress losers in a bar. I dont know u, but I m hoping ur mind is not this screwed up. Im hoping other men do not have this twisted mind set. You seem like a great writer so I am hoping u were practicing creative writing skills. Looking forward to ur responses. Btw is there really a club called Wannabe's.....that is a funny n cute name for a club lol.

[salutes]

Pole chief, it had to take five looong months pole, but now that u have started sleeping in da wetness, sleep in some more, destroy that pundesh more and more, rub it kabisa mpaka it looses its shape, u need to relax and now satisfy yourself, unless the pundesh is now worth writing home about, five months....you are patient

[moveon]

That's deep sheit there.My advise,don't leave her now! Seriously,if you leave her you are the loser.I think you love this gal not unless you are married.You are just in denial.Don't let her know what you wrote here.Just cool off man.You do love this woman! You love her damn it!!
Leave those stupid friends of yours and stick with your gal not unless you are gay!
Good luck!

Originally Posted by Real man

You can’t imagine how anxiously I have been waiting for this moment when I get to tell you as it is. And by some coincidence this delightful point in time has fallen on a cold Sunday morning, the perfect weather and day for a confession.

What attracted me to you was not that short red skirt you had put on the first day I met you, actually I thought you looked tacky. It was the other men, ogling at your butt as you danced that drew my attention to you. At the table I was sitting at that wannabes’ club in Westlands, a guy, drooling,commented what a lucky man he who wins you would be. There and then I decided to be the fortunate man, just to satisfy my ego and make my friends and other men envious. I had a head start since one of your girlfriends was my buddy’s lover or something of the sort. So when you said you were leaving, having drunk enough courtesy of my friend, he asked me to drop you home. Do you remember how you sat on the front seat of my Toyota Camry, as if the car belonged to us and not me?

That was the start of a long weary six months. The thing I detested most during this period was listening to your never ending problems. Like the time you told me your boss was mad at you because of a typographical error you had made, or the other occasion you claimed the boss was “stressing” you with too much work. Though I held your shoulders and asked you not to worry for that was life, I honestly thought you should have been fired for incompetence.

And was it by coincidence that your birthday fell on the last day of the second month of our relationship? And you chose to tell me about it while we were watching an advertisement of the new phone in the market? Anyhow I got the hint and bought you the phone as a birthday present. There were better ways I could have spent the over eleven thousand shillings it cost me to purchase it. But this was the price I had to pay for bragging rights among my friends and the big prize, which was taking too long to come.Literally.

I did make a mistake by praising your hair and elegant sense of fashion. You capitalized on this to take me to countless exhibition stalls, where knowing very well you didn’t have money with you or was not willing to spend , you fit all sorts of clothes, calling me to the changing room and asking “ Swiry how do I look? ”. The answer each time was “Great” and immediately after more than a few notes would be emptied from my wallet. I was burning inside but endured since I knew eventually there would be a rapturous reward.

Then there was that other instance when it was raining and I was in Ruaraka.You told me to bring you an umbrella to your workplace at Adams Arcade, supposedly because your hair would lose its glow if it were rained on. Of course I did bring the umbrella, not because I cared about your hair, but since the following day I was to show you off to the boys. Green with envy they, shamelessly, asked me how you performed in bed.

As always I said you were the best, knowing very well for over five months and despite all my goodwill you had never spent a single night at my place or showed me what you wore underneath the clothes I bought you.

But it happened yesterday. Perhaps it’s the new drink recently launched in the market that did the trick. Now that it is over and my ego gratified, I can, without fear, say you are not different from the many girls who have slept on this bed. Let’s call it quits.

[FISI_1]

@ Moveon

No vibe ya love hapo.The guy just wanted to shag the chick.Sometimes men just want to hit it once.Just to prove they can.Nothing else.
How can you love a gold digger like that one.

@Poster.
5 months.Damn.That just too long .Plus all that cash you wasted for 1 shag.Thats B.S.One month should be the maximum time.

No wonder you are annoyed.You invested alot and the punyeko was just whack.Nothing to talk about.It wasnt made of gold.

["X"]

FISI, even one month is too long manze, if I ain't seen **** in two weeks, I move on to the next victim!

[Bonus]

5 months? eeeishh!!! ata wewe...you have the patience of Job