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Default aol yawa - 07-01-2008, 12:27 AM

I donno where to put this so al jst shoot up a new thread kwani nini?


Hiyo tu skirt ni fyam tu sana!! Huyu kemfa alikua amedunga vi origi mpaka I just had to post it.
 


When it rains, all the birds fly for shelter. But the eagle alone avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Problem is common to all, but attitude makes the difference.
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Default 07-01-2008, 02:52 AM

she got style (probably a good stylist).

YES WE CAN!!! round hii hawatupati.tumewasoma na tumewapima.
 


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she got style (probably a good stylist).

YES WE CAN!!! round hii hawatupati.tumewasoma na tumewapima.
Mama ako set.. boy amejipanga poa. Aaaah this time ni black house tu kizee. Uko na kura? Ama wat do guys have majuu?
 


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Mama ako set.. boy amejipanga poa. Aaaah this time ni black house tu kizee. Uko na kura? Ama wat do guys have majuu?
maze ningekuwa na kura mimi ningekuwa tayari nimevote. System ya majuu haiwezi wacha tu-vote otherwise ingekuwa noma.

He made a joke ati that bowling alley in the white hse atabomoa ajenge court ya basketball. Launch and appeal game zenu za Nyayo mchezo at least moja huko lol
 


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He made a joke ati that bowling alley in the white hse atabomoa ajenge court ya basketball. Launch and appeal game zenu za Nyayo mchezo at least moja huko lol
Hahahah.. huyo boy anajua kunego na umati. Games za nyayo man ni crazy.. wasee wanaeza hama na picha ya Lincoln.. kile ki statue, ama hiyo huwa tu kwa movies?

Hii weekendi tulienda kuwakilisha stadi kwenyewe, Kenya na Sudan.. ustake jua.
 


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Default call it black supremacy - 07-01-2008, 04:09 AM

Nilisikia ati watajenga jacuzzi moja noma huko backyard ya white house halafu chiquittas wanakuja kubarizi pamoja na maboy (like in them music videos) halafu wana-make cash to rain on all blacks hata wale wako ghetto.

Then, ati kila siku ni partey, ukitaka kucheza golf, kuna kuwanja, ukitaka kucheza na nganya for speed chase (just for fun - especially for the boys since they get a natural high from speed gadgets) - kuna yard kama ile ya F1 circuit.

Kila Friday, kuna bash for the home boys (read jang'os) hakuna kulipa kuingia, but as for the rest, mnalipa ushuru pale kwa gate. Otoyo obambla ndio chef. He's the one to taste and approve all the food to be cooked for the guests.

As for the mamas, kuna ma-hair dressers and whatever hairstyle you want, you got it - brazilian waxing, the nails etc etc, - lakini hakuna story za ati kuweka silicon boobs, na rasa fake. It's a ll natural, from the motherland.
 


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Default 07-01-2008, 04:44 PM

LOL You guys are crazy. My fingers are crossed Sean Hannity wont find a translator for this.
 
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Default 07-01-2008, 04:50 PM

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Hiyo tu skirt ni fyam tu sana!! Huyu kemfa alikua amedunga vi origi mpaka I just had to post it.
Sasa hebu fafanua this statement in layman Swa!
 


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Default 07-02-2008, 06:22 AM

Naskia ati Mungiks watapatiwa refresher halafu wadungwe kwa anti-terrorist unit due to their ruthlessnes.Pia kuna ma-411 eti wajaka wote born on or after 4th Jan wataget Visas badala ya birth certificates.
 
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Default 07-02-2008, 08:42 AM

1.Paint the white house black.
2.Be riddin in cadillacs with 24 inch rims na hewa kaa mat za buru.
 
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