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Default car - 06-23-2008, 10:25 AM

I guess probabaly ni story na kuhanya hanya,in that case may be the doer is a married judge and the doee is a married lawyer handling a case he is presiding over ,it makes the parking lot the safest with no conflict of interests.
 


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Default Be warned - 06-25-2008, 09:10 AM

For all you planning on ******** in your vehicles; it jinxes your car and soon after you will start having incidents and accidents involving it
 


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For all you planning on ******** in your vehicles; it jinxes your car and soon after you will start having incidents and accidents involving it
iv heard this shyte before. i dunno how true this is though
 
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iv heard this shyte before. i dunno how true this is though
Not true
 


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Default Be warned - 06-25-2008, 09:25 AM

For all you planning on ******** in your vehicles; it jinxes your car and soon after you will start having incidents and accidents involving it
 


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Default 06-25-2008, 09:30 AM

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For all you planning on ******** in your vehicles; it jinxes your car and soon after you will start having incidents and accidents involving it
Hocus pocus. Don't restrict yourself, life is for the living.
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For all you planning on ******** in your vehicles; it jinxes your car and soon after you will start having incidents and accidents involving it
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For all you planning on ******** in your vehicles; it jinxes your car and soon after you will start having incidents and accidents involving it
Where did you get this bullcrap notion??? Ave done it soooo many times and nothing has happened to the numerous cars that I have done it in, unless you are counting a cop knocking on the steamy window of my car during a cold winter morning session
 


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Default 06-25-2008, 09:56 AM

someone once told me that having sex in the car... gives the car bad luck!

anyone ever heard of that? is it true?
 
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Default let me hear say oooh! aaah! - 06-25-2008, 10:02 AM

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Its more kinkier!!! plus hotels unaweza sahau receipt kwa m***o ama you meet someone you know or God knows what else
Na hiyo receipt can be scandalous especially if mama watoto or the mboch gets a hold of it - can you imagine!

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You you are not getting it, ni hizi parking lot za underground si hizi za nje. And then you do realize that the guy probably works there so he and the watchman know each other and also unaskia ni hawa ma bigwigs wenye wako na ma S-Class zenye watatoshe ndani wakikunja mtoto
Thank goodness for those parking lots. People are getting their groove on like crazy. As for the watchies being given a kick back - call it a symbiotic relationship. I pay for my privacy with mtoto in here and everybody is happy - plus uchumi ni mbaya so the watchie always has a smile and can afford kununua ka-quarter for his wifey and tois akienda home kesho yake.

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Sugarspice these rich guys protect their identity being booked in the hotels might expose them to busy bodies.Some of the very rich are also very busy and may be they just want a quickie to keep them in mood for the next meeting.
Ray, I couldn't agree with you more. A quickie does wonders to men. Hiyo check huwekwa signature haraka upesi. Na hiyo kesi inakuwa dismissed or settled out of court.

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lol@ "you-you're not getting" assuming that's what you wanted to say.

a man that financially stable has an office 3times the size of mine and yours put together wanaume, they have facilitys necessary for clandestine relations in their work stations kwa hivyo parking lot na hiyo five hundred bob ni kazi mingi ya nini? na aibu, why would you wan't the watchman wa office knowing you're little evil fetishes and the way watchies have mouths like maids next thing you know KTN jicho pevu are on your a ss because watchman told tea guy, who told clerk, who told receptionist, who told someone in HR who told an accountant, who told a manager who's has never liked the big man...
Suga, saa zingine watu wengine hawataki kutoka ofisini mapema so they katisia the mdosi who had been waiting for a century to kula that sweet mtoto he met at chaguo while pitiaring just to make sure that his fleet of jaguars were being handled well kabla zirudi kwa show room. So, when the mdosi is working late, read in between the lines na uishie home.

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Hocus pocus. Don't restrict yourself, life is for the living.
Have you tried the washing machine while its on spin?
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