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Default How to read personal ads from women - 06-18-2008, 06:40 AM
40-ish…………………………49
adventurous…………………slept with all your friends
athletic……………………….no boobs
average looking……………..ugly
beautiful………………………pathological liar
contagious smile…………….does a lot of pills
emotionally secure…………..on medication
feminist……………………….fat
free spirit……………………..junkie
friendship first……………….former slut
fun…………………………….annoying
gentle…………………………dull
new age………………………body hair in the wrong places
open-minded…………………desperate
outgoing………………………loud and embarrassing
passionate……………………sloppy drunk
professional…………………..bi.tch
romantic………………………frigid
voluptuous……………………very fat
large frame…………………..hugely fat
wants soul mate…………….stalker
widow…………………………murderer
 
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Default 06-18-2008, 10:02 AM
LOOOOL This thing always gets me everytime. I haven't seen a male version before, maybe we can quickly come up with one. I'm sure it would be difficult to exhaust a male list.
 

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Default 06-18-2008, 10:05 AM
hehehehehehehehe mine boy that was just too funny and also kinda accurate
 
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Default 06-18-2008, 10:21 AM
More translations:
I'm searching for a God-fearing man...I'm looking for a sucker I can manipulate.

Preferably European, American or even Australian...Preferably a dim-witted jungu whom I can fleece, blackmail and dump

No jokers please...don't need no brokeass nyeudhis

"Preferably someone from the Gema community...preferably someone from a dysfunctional marriage i.e. one who ain't getting none

Leading to marriage...ha,ha, haaa!

Single mother...I'm really gonna swindle you! Or It's about time I built my single mother a house
 

shag or be shagged
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Default 06-18-2008, 12:43 PM
I'm still laughing over this list, I could read it a hundred times and laugh till I cry.
 

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Default 06-18-2008, 12:51 PM
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hehehehehehehehe mine boy that was just too funny and also kinda accurate
ouch !
some of those things are just too close to the truth.
should i laugh or wince?
 

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Default 06-18-2008, 03:02 PM
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40-ish…………………………49
adventurous…………………slept with all your friends
athletic……………………….no boobs
average looking……………..ugly
beautiful………………………pathological liar
contagious smile…………….does a lot of pills
emotionally secure…………..on medication
feminist……………………….fat
free spirit……………………..junkie
friendship first……………….former slut
fun…………………………….annoying
gentle…………………………dull
new age………………………body hair in the wrong places
open-minded…………………desperate
outgoing………………………loud and embarrassing
passionate……………………sloppy drunk
professional…………………..bi.tch
romantic………………………frigid
voluptuous……………………very fat
large frame…………………..hugely fat
wants soul mate…………….stalker
widow…………………………murderer



ahahahahahhahah....lmao
 
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Default 06-20-2008, 04:29 AM
I know I'm beautifull - when a mama says that in a forum ni ma red flags naeka.
Independent - Frustrated in relationships. Most probably funny looking so the only thing anaeza doo ni kitabu na kukaa home.
 

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Default 06-20-2008, 09:02 AM
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I'm searching for a God-fearing man...I'm looking for a sucker I can manipulate.

Preferably European, American or even Australian...Preferably a dim-witted jungu whom I can fleece, blackmail and dump

No jokers please...don't need no brokeass nyeudhis

"Preferably someone from the Gema community...preferably someone from a dysfunctional marriage i.e. one who ain't getting none

Leading to marriage...ha,ha, haaa!

Single mother...I'm really gonna swindle you! Or It's about time I built my single mother a house


lol...this is funny
 
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Default Wow,that's a description there! - 06-21-2008, 01:50 AM
Funny and very true!!

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40-ish…………………………49
adventurous…………………slept with all your friends
athletic……………………….no boobs
average looking……………..ugly
beautiful………………………pathological liar
contagious smile…………….does a lot of pills
emotionally secure…………..on medication
feminist……………………….fat
free spirit……………………..junkie
friendship first……………….former slut
fun…………………………….annoying
gentle…………………………dull
new age………………………body hair in the wrong places
open-minded…………………desperate
outgoing………………………loud and embarrassing
passionate……………………sloppy drunk
professional…………………..bi.tch
romantic………………………frigid
voluptuous……………………very fat
large frame…………………..hugely fat
wants soul mate…………….stalker
widow…………………………murderer
 

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