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05-08-2008, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by opiche
What is your most embarrassing moment that you ever had in bed while you have love? I basically hate women who fart during sex, i wonder if they feel sorry or something, coz they always behave like nothing ever happened at all.
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@Opiche
When the chica allegedly nyambad was there any unplesant odour reminding you of diffusion ?
Reason being sometimes when u lay pipe PROPER on a chic , u jua when u laying pipe on her like u've just received an order of tour of duty and might never see her again huh ? The pu.na.ni does really 'nyamba' , to keep a balance between the air being pushed inside and the inside manenos .
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05-08-2008, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Nxele
@Opiche
When the chica allegedly nyambad was there any unplesant odour reminding you of diffusion ?
Reason being sometimes when u lay pipe PROPER on a chic , u jua when u laying pipe on her like u've just received an order of tour of duty and might never see her again huh ? The pu.na.ni does really 'nyamba' , to keep a balance between the air being pushed inside and the inside manenos .
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Very good point, i wanted to mention that myself though i thought i would have been derailing this whole thread!!
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05-08-2008, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Nxele
@Opiche
When the chica allegedly nyambad was there any unplesant odour reminding you of diffusion ?
Reason being sometimes when u lay pipe PROPER on a chic , u jua when u laying pipe on her like u've just received an order of tour of duty and might never see her again huh ? The pu.na.ni does really 'nyamba' , to keep a balance between the air being pushed inside and the inside manenos .
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Nxele why even bother to explain. lol this dudes i think have only had sex once, lol
ati nyamba, why do you think fwaking a chic is called nyambishaing a chic in sheng? exactly what Nxele explained up there
When that happens that just means you are really laying it down 
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05-08-2008, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by msema ukweli Kabisa
Nxele why even bother to explain. lol this dudes i think have only had sex once, lol
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hence the loss of virginity!
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05-09-2008, 04:43 AM
You guys must understand. kuna style zingine jo! lazima dame ashute kidogo but in such cases the mshuto has no odour. If you can't elewa then don't sugua that thing vilivyo.
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05-09-2008, 06:07 AM
Turn off mbaya. A woman unleashing such manenos intentionally is very ungirly. Kwanza kuna those pros who unleash kali and proceed to paparusha and cover ur head with the sheets.
Kuna mama moja once vile I was about to start unleashed the poisonous type. LOL I wasnt sure whether to climb down and let the smell pass but I was too hungry so I proceeded anyway. I think she was too tense n scared. Never saw again tho.
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05-09-2008, 06:38 AM
This mostly happens kwanza ka unampa missionary moja ya maana then u turn her doggy!! KITU!! And it has nuthn to do with size ya punyeko! Ile ngori ni ka unampa ulimi poa... then katoe ile... twiiii... damn. Si hapo ni war!!
Its jst as nxele said... lazima hiyo vacuum iwe filled maze. So next tyme it doesn't happen.. weka enzoy kwa soda baridi na urudi kwa kazi 
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05-09-2008, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by m kenya
Aaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh! i have never understood why people fart in public and expect others to "understand"...... Aaaargh! its so so so so so disgusting. Why dont people shyet on the streets and expect people to understand?? i mean, i would throw her out of the room like a pair of dirty socks.. Honestly. I cannot stand the aroma of the room that i have soo painstakingly taken (as a man mind you), sijui to weka pomengranates, rose flowers, some nice smelling marashiz on the sheets... then she spoils all that by nyambaring?????????!!!!!!!..... thats it..it ends there. Kwani her rectum doesnt have muscules(sp) to contract???? arrgh i even feel bad typing about this.
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ati sasa unasema haujawai nyamba kwa room yako??? hata ukilala usingizi wa pono????? lol
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05-09-2008, 09:39 AM
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hata ukilala usingizi wa pono????? lol
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am curious, what does that mean?
am from a tribe called Kenya, uta do?
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05-09-2008, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Trybless
am curious, what does that mean?
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lol... it was this random expression we used 2 use in elementary school meaning exremely deep sleep (i think  )
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