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Originally Posted by nat89
It takes skill to learn how to pee if the toilet is dirty(Especially if you are drunk).

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Ohh. The elbow the bathroom door open, shut it with heel, push up skirt, pull down panties (if you got some on), try not to look at the toilet, spread legs, squat, let your pee out slowly so none of it splashes on your thighs, hope there's tissue if there's none...?? (for those professionals you already know to go in with the tissue) get up, flush, door open with only 2 fingers, turn on water and scrub hands till you become emotionally content, run out of the bathroom and dance till you drop hoping the pee you stepped in will get off your shoe skill?
