[nzee]

So today i was called in to office that internet connection wasn't on. I call dere n he comes quick before i even brash my teeth. I get to office, greetings to the faithful workers, then head to server room, restart safesquid service on my fedora box and booommmm, internet is back.

So i look for some home websites n i land on MASHADA, and true to the name, U PPLE MUST BE SMOKING SOME SHADA EVERY MORNING, i swear i have laughed the entire afte. You guys made my day.
I get to this forum n i read on:
First sex encounter
Love gone sour-usiu ****
Ladies wht do u observe in potensial partner
Men who fear women
etc etc etc, i have been breaking ribs one by one hahahahahaaaaa

That remix of a kiss wit a kisii gal ****, then that reply tht A lady wants to sleep in the jamaa's T-Shirt n one of u remixes tht alale ndethee
Then someone looking for a mashada chic,
uuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Aria angi marenda kurutirwo thuruari.

And the bomb, am in UG and i read several posts tht say UG chics can quash an unripe banana with their keino, then the other one of Multifunctional body parts when the UG Chic blocks all openings of the jamaa b4 he cums uuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiii, tht makes me scared. Hata sitajaribu kunyandua mamanzi wa huku kama hivyo ndivyo mambo yako.

Kudus guys, let me join you now, onanie ndehe mbaki ciakwa kyumbuini giki,

Ngwanjiriria na haha andu marenda tuiritu twa mashada...kogwo airitu othe tukorane ho.

[stunner]

You welcome to Mashada.

Just incase you didnt notice tho, out of all the ~46 languages in the jamhuri only two are evenly accepted here. Its kinda RUDE to write in the other language you seem to prefar and around here we will talk about your as.s and label you all kind of shi.t.

Si vitisho; ni mawaitha.

[aluochnora]

nzee....wachana na stunner. u can write in any language you please, but just make sure that majority get what u r saying. come join us......hatutakuharibu

[Fokojembe]

Originally Posted by aluochnora

nzee....wachana na stunner. u can write in any language you please, but just make sure that majority get what u r saying. come join us......hatutakuharibu

did i hear someone mention my name??????????

[BBB]

You are in the rit place......welcome wish you all the best.

[karl marx]

Originally Posted by nzee

So today i was called in to office that internet connection wasn't on. I call dere n he comes quick before i even brash my teeth. I get to office, greetings to the faithful workers, then head to server room, restart safesquid service on my fedora box and booommmm, internet is back.

So i look for some home websites n i land on MASHADA, and true to the name, U PPLE MUST BE SMOKING SOME SHADA EVERY MORNING, i swear i have laughed the entire afte. You guys made my day.
I get to this forum n i read on:
First sex encounter
Love gone sour-usiu ****
Ladies wht do u observe in potensial partner
Men who fear women
etc etc etc, i have been breaking ribs one by one hahahahahaaaaa

That remix of a kiss wit a kisii gal ****, then that reply tht A lady wants to sleep in the jamaa's T-Shirt n one of u remixes tht alale ndethee
Then someone looking for a mashada chic,
uuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Aria angi marenda kurutirwo thuruari.

And the bomb, am in UG and i read several posts tht say UG chics can quash an unripe banana with their keino, then the other one of Multifunctional body parts when the UG Chic blocks all openings of the jamaa b4 he cums uuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiii, tht makes me scared. Hata sitajaribu kunyandua mamanzi wa huku kama hivyo ndivyo mambo yako.

Kudus guys, let me join you now, onanie ndehe mbaki ciakwa kyumbuini giki,

Ngwanjiriria na haha andu marenda tuiritu twa mashada...kogwo airitu othe tukorane ho.

you are a pathetic idiot writing in a language i think is from meru or central
mashada is not a PNU delegates conference(that you use kikuyu) , and start jerking now that you are afraid of UG w.h.o.r.e.s

[proudgusii]

karibu mashada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sweetesthing]

welcome to mashada. you'll spend many more afternoons laughing your head off

[nzee]

Thanks for the welcome guys.
For the language, am proud to be a Kikuyu, i went thru the post around this house and many of you are promoting language barrier. Am i wrong stunner? Or u were wrong on tht one.

[stunner]

Originally Posted by nzee

Thanks for the welcome guys.
For the language, am proud to be a Kikuyu, i went thru the post around this house and many of you are promoting language barrier. Am i wrong stunner? Or u were wrong on tht one.

Promoting language barriers as in promoting tribalism? You'd never find me doing that kind of bullsh!it.Too much time and energy with no positive results.

There are lots of dic.ksuckers in the 'politics' section though, bigging up their silly tribes all day long while hanging onto each others nuts.