Hard Throttling... then Silence

Escale · (#1 (**permalink**))

The thread by Jalejo about undigested samosas reminded of some saga way back.

Si mnajua in shags guys would panga rendezvous za usiku with gals then peleka them to the 'simba' for mdinyo and escort them back home before sunrise. Haiya, my cousin had been eyeing this kachic for a while and he finally got a night fixed. So he goes to the chic's place after wazee have slept - peeps retired early, sometimes by 9pm - and he does the coded whistling, etc, the chic comes out and he brings her back home. Time ya mdinyano, he realises that despite foreplay and chic kupanua, bado hawezi penya... misuli za dem zimekauka tu, zinacheza defence. Halafu dem anamshow eti he should throttle her a bit as he jaribus kuingia huko down. So the guy does as instructed: akamkamata demu shingo na kumnyonga kiasi and voila! he penetrated... the chic is moaning and really rocking with it. Mjamaa akaswaga, got tired and rolled off.

Then he notices that the gal is now just lying still and not moving at all. He pinches her and shakes her vigorously - nothing doing. Cold water on the face, lakini wapi. Kijasho chembamba sasa yamtiririkia kaka! He starts panicking because he thinks the chic is dead - maybe he has strangled her to death. This is not even his own simba and the gal's parents are wakali kinyama. That after-glow ya kunyandua is gone; he never imagined this could happen. So he keeps checking on the gal now and then and every time his apprehension rises (he could not stay in the bedroom anymore and was sitting in the other room). To his relief the chic regained consciousness at around 3.30am (after about 3 hrs), with not an iota of idea about what had happened. Lahaula! Do you know my couso pelekaad the chic home saa hizo, despite the fact that it was raining heavily. And he never tafutaad those burungus again!

This is also the one s e x ual escapade he never wants to be reminded of.

So mashadites, how many of you have been in such a situation?

Fraglante · (#2 (**permalink**))

LMAO!!!

I say........were and when do such sagas happen to people? Personally sija experience but I guess even if I did I would not tell. LOL Its embarrassing to the chic unless ofcourse she is blacking out due to utam mob.

But that vibe of strangling her during s.ex it has some truth in it.If you strangle her but gently her vagina opens up easily so the guy can go in deeper.

dotNet · (#3 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by Fraglante

....If you strangle her but gently her vagina opens up easily so the guy can go in deeper.

Is it a default reaction to try and breathe from the other end ama why does it go down like this?

rake81 · (#4 (**permalink**))

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Is it a default reaction to try and breathe from the other end ama why does it go down like this?

very funny dotNet

lakini am not sure thats true - me thinks if someone strangles me my muscles down thea will contract very seriously...

aluochnora · (#5 (**permalink**))

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very funny dotNet

lakini am not sure thats true - me thinks if someone strangles me my muscles down thea will contract very seriously...

me too, yaye how does someone strangle u and u widen the more??

dotNet · (#6 (**permalink**))

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......me thinks if someone strangles me my muscles down thea will contract very seriously...

So jamaz can try the trick for ladies they find to be wide to see how it goes, kukipanuka sana u lenga the biz, if the walls clamp on lil you then u finya the gal more? Hehehehe.. lotsa people gon die coz of this!!

MASHADA ADVISORY!!

rake81 · (#7 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by dotNet

So jamaz can try the trick for ladies they find to be wide to see how it goes, kukipanuka sana u lenga the biz, if the walls clamp on lil you then u finya the gal more? Hehehehe.. lotsa people gon die coz of this!!

MASHADA ADVISORY!!

wewe dotNet - yaani your turning nyongaring a chic into a laughing matter??
wacha i go shop for some pliers!! yule jamaa ataninyonga i will clamp his
balls into a beautiful flat shape...

BOBOSHANTI · (#8 (**permalink**))

labda huyu dem alikuwa na kifafa

Eignittor · (#9 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by Fraglante

LMAO!!!

I say........were and when do such sagas happen to people? Personally sija experience but I guess even if I did I would not tell. LOL Its embarrassing to the chic unless ofcourse she is blacking out due to utam mob.

But that vibe of strangling her during s.ex it has some truth in it.If you strangle her but gently her vagina opens up easily so the guy can go in deeper.

Its funny that this sagas only happen in shaggz, Escale's vybe is true there are such ladies that have to be nyongwad to gain entry, from what i gather am made to understand that these kind of ladies have an extra long clit that block the shumas free flow, to get it off the way you strungle the mama gently, on releasing her as she gasp for hewa, the clit inuakaz thus allowing the entry.

To the jothowa read rayuom, lakini hiyo story ya ku freeze afterward mimi sijui hiyo.

aluochnora · (#10 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by BOBOSHANTI

labda huyu dem alikuwa na kifafa

or might have been pretending to give the guy a heart attck