How Does A Vagina Taste?

lightangel · (#1 (**permalink**))

I always here niggas talking abt eating puccii but I wonder how it tastes. Is it yummy? Does it taste like raw meat? Is it sweet or sour? Can I puke when I lick it? Someone pls tell me and BTW do kenyan Ladies allow kenyan Guys to eat their pucii??

GAYSON

aluochnora · (#2 (**permalink**))

lightangel of the lord....stay in church. don't go round licking pu.ssies so that u know how they taste

stunner · (#3 (**permalink**))

LOL kijana wont nobody answer you...YOU NEED TO READ A BOOK then go out buy a clue like that other fala on here anyway...
YOUR ANSWERS

Is it yummy? No its not. but you'll be able to handle it when you grow up.

Does it taste like raw meat? Never had raw meat but I had pu.ssy.I doubt they taste alike.

Is it sweet or sour? not sour, but not sweet either..kinda sweetish in an erotic way. fanya research.

Can I puke when I lick it? yes. In the following circumstances:
a) its nasty i.e not clean (dont go back)
b) you and Mary are there at the same time. always respect mary's time as its her time
c) its surrounded by toooo much bushes.bushes may have UCO's (unidentified crawling objects)/sweat which can lead to pucking -dont go back/offer kinyozi sugestions

do kenyan Ladies allow kenyan Guys to eat their pucii?? yes

Xtra Pointers for your first time:
1. DO NOT do it to the chic you just met e.g last nights hanye, hapo local leo afte. Do it to your mama/everyday jump-off ONLY.
2. DO NOT do it(eat) in the dark the first time.Kula kwa giza ni kula na shetani. You do not know what is really going on down there. WASHA TAA!!
3. ALWAYS practice the sniff test. very important fanya research on the various discreet methods you can use to accomplish this task.
4. MAKE SURE your sense of smell is VERY active prior to any contact. You dont like what you smell(you'll smell something) means you do not do anything.
5. MAKE SURE you know you'll be getting the same treatment soon as your done; preferably, YOU get it first .Don't end up as someones clown.NEVER.
6. ALWAYS keep your teeth away from that thang. Its just impolite to gnarl on it.

jaykam · (#4 (**permalink**))

Key word GAYSON.

aluochnora · (#5 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by jaykam

Key word GAYSON.

might be bisexual

stunner · (#6 (**permalink**))

DAMN I missed the most imp part of his post; just wasted my time giving 'advice' to a shoga

aluochnora · (#7 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by stunner

DAMN I missed the most imp part of his post; just wasted my time giving 'advice' to a shoga

relax...........

poko-hunter · (#8 (**permalink**))

1. usilambe K.u.m.a UNLESS you'v know this chick for more than 3 months.
2. Nusa kwanza (as someone advised)
3. If it makes you gag...trust your gut and dont do it
4. wash your mdomo afterwards coz punany juice is acidic.
5. i cant really tell you what it tastes like. sometimes it tastes like sushi, sometimes its as sweet as candy! its up to your taste buds to decide! lmao

Fraglante · (#9 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by lightangel

I always here niggas talking abt eating puccii but I wonder how it tastes. Is it yummy? Does it taste like raw meat? Is it sweet or sour? Can I puke when I lick it? Someone pls tell me and BTW do kenyan Ladies allow kenyan Guys to eat their pucii??

GAYSON

Its salty.

jajuok · (#10 (**permalink**))

Like fraglante said its kinda salty coz of the somehow acidic nature of the ngwati.