[alotny]

Why I was late
"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.

Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Park.

When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.

Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.

That is why I couldn't get here on time today."

What's your best excuse?

[dotNet]

Remember the first time we met? Remember how I introduced myself? Enyewe tumetoka mbali baby.. ama? So sema.. u looking good today? What do you have in store for Mr. Right? Then unatupa ka smile moja kali..... if you got one thats is

Ka mbaya mbaya unasema ukweli.. ataleta nare lakini at the end of the day mnalala bed moja au sio?

[marleylisty]

Originally Posted by alotny

Why I was late
"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.

Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Park.

When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.

Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.

That is why I couldn't get here on time today."

What's your best excuse?

Thats the worst excuse i have ever heard of

[The Last Chief Of Busia]

Maze lakini sikuwa najiskia kukuja!! Iko Shida?

[alotny]

now, she refused to hear my last excuse,Maybe i could come up with a better one. Anyone out there with something??Help a brother out!