Poko's great adventure with another 32 yr old single mother!

poko-hunter · (#1 (**permalink**))

donno why i attract them. remember this storo?

Bedroom disaster!

it happened to me again. this time i didnt even initiate. the lady walked up to me at the club (it was a club in Philly and i was kidogo intoxicated like a fool) and she offered to buy me another shot of Jose Cuervo.

You know very well that i cannot refuse a shot of Jose so i agreed. what followed was an random conversation about my dreadlocks, sex and africa.

my 4 eyed vision could clearly come to the conclusion that she had massive tits but i closed on eye just to make sure she had a good looking face to match. turned out she was a BBW. Jack port... To be continued.....(oh yeah! i'm back with a bang! Literally! )

angelique_USA · (#2 (**permalink**))

okayyyy....so like where's the rest of the story? i feel cheated.

mwaz08 · (#3 (**permalink**))

mmmmmmhh!!!!! as usual poko pliz proceed??

moto kama pasi · (#4 (**permalink**))

Poko's wife walked in on him writing that story.. be patient tomorrow is a weekday and the wife goes to work, he will finish it...

mtukutu · (#5 (**permalink**))

unable to finish the story poko?
ok i understand,let me do it for you.

u c guyz this is what happened to poko,it so happens that the mamasita spiked poko's drink,robbed him off his chumz,shoez&glasses.
in short he is bila memory of what happed next!!!
ama niaje poko?

poko-hunter · (#6 (**permalink**))

.....i want to have you matakoz glued to this ka-storo so i'l start from the beginning...

....about 2 fortnights ago i was at that stage in life where you feel like you owe it to yourself to treat yourself to some good time spent going out with buddies and spending time with the boyz and forgetting all about the drama of females. it had been my 2nd wkend in a row spent club hopping and bar hopping in the murder capital of U.S.A, a.k.a Philadelphia (still can't believe 8 pple have been murdered in Philly over the past 72 hrs). in attendance were my good buddies Papa, K.J and my newest Japanese friend nicknamed Jackie Chan and who was also our D.D, designated driver. Although an Asian, he felt at ease with his 3 Kenyan friends.

so...that Saturday evening we decided to buy a bottle of Jose Cuervo and drink it in the comfort of my concrete back yard at my apartment as we grilled some boneless chicken and some spare ribs. kweli sisi ni Wakenya!

2 hrs later we were in Jackie Chan's Chrysler 300 headed for the club. you'd have thought the man was loyal to his Toyotas and Hondaz but Jacki Chan was in Love with American cars and so were his parents coz the 300 was his fathers. jackie chan was so in love with the 300 that he even made sure that the soles to our shoes were void of dirt before he let us share the space in his fathers 300.

"You matha-fakaz better not smoke or fnck any ******es in my car!" he warned.
"Nyamaza Jackie Chan!" siad K.J.
"Go tell that to your mama!" he replied.
"And didnt we agree on Engrish? Speak Engrish!" he added.

I must say jackie chan does have a way with words...

20 minutes later we were being ushered into the club by the bouncer who refused to believe that yours truly was indeed 21. i had to show the man 3 forms of ID including my blockbuster membership card for him to let me in....TO BE CONTINUED!

froggy · (#7 (**permalink**))

poko enyewe you have a way with words

next instalment please...

StrokeMaster · (#8 (**permalink**))

hahahaha wewe poko umetuacha. Your imagination is too wild. Keep it coming

black_knight · (#9 (**permalink**))

Dude!
I must commend you!
Ever think of using investing your literary talent? I would definitely buy your works!

aluochnora · (#10 (**permalink**))

what happened next?