i never thought making a woman happy could be sooo easy!or is it?

Shatty!! · (#1 (**permalink**))

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A GUY HAPPY:

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food.
3. And beer.

see?i told u its soo easy!hit me back on my inbox! !

aluochnora · (#2 (**permalink**))

i pity u man....seriously!!!!!

jaykam · (#3 (**permalink**))

Thats why i need to start dating gals coz they r exciting

aluochnora · (#4 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by jaykam

Thats why i need to start dating gals coz they r exciting

wait a minute! am i thinking what u r thinking?

wanaume · (#5 (**permalink**))

aaaiiihhh???? yawa, just curious, do you have to be a professional in all of them??? coz you would have to spend a lifetime training. And they still say that men are weird and hard to please, minus one of those things and you are termed as a bad husband/boyfriend.

aluochnora · (#6 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by wanaume

aaaiiihhh???? yawa, just curious, do you have to be a professional in all of them??? coz you would have to spend a lifetime training. And they still say that men are weird and hard to please, minus one of those things and you are termed as a bad husband/boyfriend.

yeah mate...and u better start it now.

lesinko · (#7 (**permalink**))

what else does a man need....

rake81 · (#8 (**permalink**))

pliz - men aint that simple to please

moto kama pasi · (#9 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by rake81

pliz - men aint that simple to please

hahahaha maybe its your man who is that difficult but trust me, Offer a man sex and he will do anything for you, even shut up. unless he is not feeling you then that will not work.

U.F.O · (#10 (**permalink**))

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Originally Posted by moto kama pasi

hahahaha maybe its your man who is that difficult but trust me, Offer a man sex and he will do anything for you, even shut up. unless he is not feeling you then that will not work.

also if a chic is a good cook, she scores major points with me...ever tried to have s.ex when you are hungry? kamoja tu and you drop like a punctured tire...