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Default mwisho wa hadithi! - 08-19-2006, 10:37 PM

(holy christ, i'm really drunk! cant even tell what i'm typing. forgive my incorrect grammar!)

twendelee............

so, i had burst a nut that had left me helpless for like 3 minutes. my cute sexy lady besides me staring at me! i could tell by her gaze that she was perplexed. her eyes gave away her thougts as shown below....

"how can such a young man pleasure me?"
"why did he have to be 8 years younger than i am?"
"what if he's the one for me and i blow it?"
"common sweeite, take the risk and find out if he is the one."

dont ask me how, but poko can partially read minds, especially if its the mind of a naked woman who has just sampled his majestic penis; baba kanush!

"poko?" she called out.
"yes, babe!" i answered in a Morgan Freeman voice. lol
"please spend the night. i'd feel lonely if you left. Sara is at my mums house and i'm not used to sleeping in this apartment alone," she requested. she kissed my forehead to weaken my defences against her request.
(Sara is her daughter! she was at her grandmothers.)

"alright babie. i'l stay the night!" i said.

to be honest, i was in a state of serious fatigue and could not drive home! that mama had worn me out. its like i had worked an 8 hour shift at a construction site!

after i flushed the condom down the toilet, we cudled and fell asleep in each others arms! some romantic shyt! lol

poko, is romantic after all! lol peace out.
 


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Default he he... - 09-01-2006, 01:14 PM

you mashadites dont buy my happy ending do you?
 


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Default RE: mwisho wa hadithi! - 09-05-2006, 04:17 PM

>after i flushed the condom down the toilet.

Wewe,Mala-ya hunter,where have you been in sex ed class? Si you were told never ever to flush a condom down the loo? huh?
 


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Default RE: mwisho wa hadithi! - 09-09-2006, 09:35 AM

>Wewe,Mala-ya hunter,where have you been in sex ed class?

lol. kwani unataka nitupe wapi condom? statoe hakuna pit-latrine and its unhygenic to leave it in the trash can where your room mate can see it.

the only option is to flush it down the toilet!
 


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Default RE: he he... - 09-09-2006, 10:11 AM

>you mashadites dont buy my happy ending do you?

@ Poko, I enjoy reading your work and feel the need to impart some advice. To deter these majambazis who are shamelessly plagiarizing your work(esp this piece), you should try alternating your endings. Have three/four separate endings to mix them up kabisa. On the other hand you just might give them more fodder to fuel their 'findings'.

Keep up the good work.
 
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Default ...... - 12-05-2006, 01:06 PM

what was i thinking going out with this mama! lol. enyewe, hii america itatuonyesha visanga!
 


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Default RE: Bedroom disaster! - 12-07-2006, 05:40 AM

sijui niseme. i guess i'll just sit back and watch as it ufolds, whatever comes out of it
 
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Default RE: Bedroom disaster! - 12-07-2006, 10:52 PM

poko

that was the most engaging story i ever read. from begining to end mpaka i was refusing kufanya kazi yoyote job.

 
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Default RE: Bedroom disaster! - 12-08-2006, 12:19 AM

>that was the most engaging story i ever read. from begining to
>end mpaka i was refusing kufanya kazi yoyote job.

glad that u enjoyed it!
 


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Default 07-25-2007, 03:37 AM

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i felt the urea burn my fidhiz. luckily the mama collapsed due to exhaustion and i pushed her aside and ran to the bafu and wiped myself. i gathered all my clothes and scattered from her house naked , with the condom still on. i didnt care nor want to know what else she had planned for the night.....
just checked this thread out today - poko u've made my day..............its hilarious ....we want anatha one....oh boy!! my ribs r still achin!!!
 
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