[Mr Clitoris Clitty90]

Mazee niko nashida hapa kwa Bush. Kuna AKATA ambaye na sukuma nayo maisha hapa kidogo kidogo. Lakini this relationship inaniuwa. Huyu msichana nimemweka kando juu kuna story ingine ya makaratasi ni nangoja lakini ikiumana nitamuoa. Lakini yeye hajui bado. Shida yake ni mnono kiasi na sipendi mapenzi ya wasichana ambayo wana low self esteem. Kila mara anataka aonyeshwe mapenzi lakini hata kumkula ni shida juu abambi. Sasa ameanza kuniuliza kwa nini dive yangu ni low. Sio low ni mwili yake inabore. Sasa nitamwambiaje?

Anataka ashikwe kila mara lakini ana zile tumbo zimehang kama za nguruwe.Wakati mwingine ninalia kwa choo nikikumbuka wasichana wetu wa jamhuri.

Nisaidieni jameni!

[newedition]

mwanangu
jina lako inaleta tashfa muno katika mjeledi huu,usitie shaka , huyo janajike ama mwanamke nina swali moja tu ,

inaweza kuwa picha yake ni hii hapa chini au laa?


http://www.mashada.com/photos/data/507/ghettoprom7.jpg


katika hizo harakati , ningependa kisisitiza kwamba , ya mungu ni mengi , lahaula ukipanda basi na yeye lazima watu wanono waketi nyuma ya basi ingalau dereva aone njia isije akaangusha basi


tueleze kinaga ubaga


naskia ya kwamba huyu mwanamke kwa jina binti sanaa amekwisha nona hivo .. ndiposa anakuanga na hasira tele kwa kila tmtu , hasira zake anafaa apeleke kwa mwenyezi mungu aliyemuumba akuwe sura mbaya ajabu...


watu wanono wanafaa waketi nyuma ya basi . kwa lugha ya kimombo, fat people should sit in the back of the bus.

[doc132]

>Anataka ashikwe kila mara lakini ana zile tumbo zimehang kama
>za nguruwe.Wakati mwingine ninalia kwa choo nikikumbuka
>wasichana wetu wa jamhuri.
>
>Nisaidieni jameni!

my advice..
pata hizo mapaper na ukimbie kama swara. kama anataka mapenzi, mpatie *****/Kende/Nyahunyo ukiwa na mawazo ya kudinya Sanaipei ama mwanamke mrembo akilini yako. If she is too heavy, DRINK SOME RED-BULL.

lakini usijali kijana, kuna wasichana wengi sana katika hii america. tafuta manzi anakupendeza. lakini la kustaajabisha ni ya kwamba kuna wanaume wanawapenda hawa wanawake wanono. mimi ni mmoja wao, lakini i have a "weight limit". akizidi 200 pounds ama kama ana tumbo kama hiyo 'ya Nguruwe', hanipendezi.

in other words, just keep her for the purpose of "incase of Emergency, break Glass". Wanielewa????????

[Mr Clitoris Clitty90]

>mwanangu
>jina lako inaleta tashfa muno katika mjeledi huu,usitie shaka
> , huyo janajike ama mwanamke nina swali moja tu ,
>
>inaweza kuwa picha yake ni hii hapa chini au laa?
>
>
>http://www.mashada.com/photos/data/507/ghettoprom7.jpg
>
>
>katika hizo harakati , ningependa kisisitiza kwamba , ya mungu
>ni mengi , lahaula ukipanda basi na yeye lazima watu wanono
>waketi nyuma ya basi ingalau dereva aone njia isije
>akaangusha basi
>
>
>tueleze kinaga ubaga
>
>
>naskia ya kwamba huyu mwanamke kwa jina binti sanaa
>amekwisha nona hivo .. ndiposa anakuanga na hasira tele kwa
>kila tmtu , hasira zake anafaa apeleke kwa mwenyezi mungu
>aliyemuumba akuwe sura mbaya ajabu...
>
>
>watu wanono wanafaa waketi nyuma ya basi . kwa lugha ya
>kimombo, fat people should sit in the back of the bus.


Okhmundu strong. Umenifanya nicheke kabisa. Hiyo picha yako ni kali sana. Imefanya nione msichana wangu in a different light. Hafiki hata nusu ya huyo.By the way huyo ni wako ama? Maybe Dakatri wa Mapenzi can like that one. Mimi hata kusimama sitaweza na huyo.Hata kama ni makaratasi,hapana. Nitarudi jamhuri nipige Boda Boda (bicycle taxis) than putting up with that fat one.

Ohkmundu Strong I thought you were an authority on politics. I did not know you graze on this side too.


Mr Clitoris Clitty.

[Mr Clitoris Clitty90]

>>Anataka ashikwe kila mara lakini ana zile tumbo zimehang
>kama
>>za nguruwe.Wakati mwingine ninalia kwa choo nikikumbuka
>>wasichana wetu wa jamhuri.
>>
>>Nisaidieni jameni!
>
>my advice..
>pata hizo mapaper na ukimbie kama swara. kama anataka mapenzi,
>mpatie *****/Kende/Nyahunyo ukiwa na mawazo ya kudinya
>Sanaipei ama mwanamke mrembo akilini yako. If she is too
>heavy, DRINK SOME RED-BULL.
>
>lakini usijali kijana, kuna wasichana wengi sana katika hii
>america. tafuta manzi anakupendeza. lakini la kustaajabisha ni
>ya kwamba kuna wanaume wanawapenda hawa wanawake wanono. mimi
>ni mmoja wao, lakini i have a "weight limit". akizidi 200
>pounds ama kama ana tumbo kama hiyo 'ya Nguruwe', hanipendezi.
>
>

Mazee we dakatari wa mapenzi, you have confessed to loving these pigs. Why don't we swap then. Give me your thin one na uchukuwe huyu teddy wangu.

[KEMINOKANA]

Is it so hard to find a slim american woman? how the hell do you lick someone whose physical appearence itself is disgusting? eewww!!

here is the trick.

1. Insist on having sex in total darkness! From there, when she wants a kiss, do so for a sec and then divert ur mouth by pretending to be touching her or kissing her neck or somm.

When she wants a lick, get something soft but rough enough. If you have a cat, this would help. U just put some food there and have the cat lick it and pretend like it is you. :) When she wants a mdinyo, get a cucumber, shove it in there and cook the coochie like porridge:D. This will leave her sore enough to last a week or so without wanting sex and this minimizes ur chances of getting caught.

[Mr Clitoris Clitty90]

Wow! Nakusikia mjomba. Nisaidie kupata msichana slim. At this rate I might give up on sex mazee lakini mi bado ni mdogo.Huko Ksm City nilikuwa na roga ma#### kama ghasia, sasa hii yote na miss. Kunaye msichana yeyote wa Jamhuri hapo ambaye anaweza ku donate hata game moja??

[gorgy]

>Wow! Nakusikia mjomba. Nisaidie kupata msichana slim. At this
>rate I might give up on sex mazee lakini mi bado ni mdogo.Huko
>Ksm City nilikuwa na roga ma#### kama ghasia, sasa hii yote
>na miss. Kunaye msichana yeyote wa Jamhuri hapo ambaye anaweza
>ku donate hata game moja??

Lol ! ati kudonate,kwani ni red cross.Anyway l just feel sorry for you.:(

The past cannot be changed,the future is still in your power-hugh white.
Don't let today's dissapointment cast a shadow on tommorow's dreams.

[newedition]

its tough to be a FAT GAL PWANA ...ningepenta kutuma rambi rambi kwa wasichana wote wanano ....


nyasaye arinde nyinyi

[crazy boo]

>When she wants a lick, get something soft but rough enough. If
>you have a cat, this would help. U just put some food there
>and have the cat lick it and pretend like it is you. :) When
>she wants a mdinyo, get a cucumber, shove it in there and cook
>the coochie like porridge:D. This will leave her sore enough
>to last a week or so without wanting sex and this minimizes ur
>chances of getting caught.


Haki ya nani Kemi, :D:D:D:D I hope that is not "based on a true story!"