[manziwanairobi1]

>its tough to be a FAT GAL PWANA ...ningepenta kutuma rambi
>rambi kwa wasichana wote wanano ....
>
>
>nyasaye arinde nyinyi

ROFLMBO!!!!!!
wewe okhmundu kweli ni mlalu. @rambi rambi kweli nimejekeko na kumwakika qwin qeki kwa chomputa.

LOL

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park lite!

[FISI_1]

>Is it so hard to find a slim american woman? how the hell do
>you lick someone whose physical appearence itself is
>disgusting? eewww!!
>
>here is the trick.
>
>1. Insist on having sex in total darkness! From there, when
>she wants a kiss, do so for a sec and then divert ur mouth by
>pretending to be touching her or kissing her neck or somm.
>
>When she wants a lick, get something soft but rough enough. If
>you have a cat, this would help. U just put some food there
>and have the cat lick it and pretend like it is you. :) When
>she wants a mdinyo, get a cucumber, shove it in there and cook
>the coochie like porridge:D. This will leave her sore enough
>to last a week or so without wanting sex and this minimizes ur
>chances of getting caught.

Looooool.Noma sana.Kweli metamorphosis does happen.A few months ago Kemi was the Mr Nice guy,the gentleman.Always being polite and politically correct all the time.What happened?Or its after Shayvonne or was it crazy boo who canned u by saying u are always predictable with ur posts that u decided to change?

@ Mr cliity
Here what u need is alchohol and weed.U have to stay high always in order to accomplish ur mission.(gettin those papers)Thats the reason why alchohol was invented.Lakini u might end up hattin sex for life.

[m kenya]

Run to florida, cuban chicks in plenty, good sizes, good faces, good attitude, can cook, guess they are good in bed too...

Florida this summer, book your appointment with destiny....

[kevinmaina]

hamna turn off like a fat girl

[Americanized]

Mimi naelewa shida ya huyu jamaa. Hata mimi nime kataa hawa wasichana wamenenepa kama nguruwe.

Nimekuwa na shughuli nyingi sana hizi wiki kadhaa zilizopita mpaka hata sikuwa na wakati wa kuenda kule disco kucheza dansi kidogo na wasichana halafu ninyakuwe mmoja wa kunyorosha huko chumbani. Lahaula, ilinibidi nijinyoroshe mwenyewe kwa kutumia mikono yangu katika ile hali ya kujisaidia.

Basi wikendi moja nilipata wakati wa kuenda kule disco. Nilijitayarisha kwa kunywa tembo kama jamaa ambaye karibu afe kwa kiu. Kuenda kule disco, niliwaona wale wasichana wenye umbo la kupendeza lakini walikuwa wakileta tafash kidogo nilipojaribu kuzungumza nao. Basi ilinibidi ninyakuwe aliyenona. Si wahenga walisema "atakaye ngurue achaguwe aliyenona"!

Wacha niwaambie shida yangu! Nilipompeleka nyumbani, nilimwambia kwa haraka, "vua rinda na chupi tufirane!" Lakini mkwaju wangu ulikataa kuamka. Nilijaribu kufikiria wale wasichana watamu mpaka mkwaju ukaamka kama mlingoti, lakini nilipofungua macho yangu na nikamwona msichana yule mnono aliye na tumbo sita, mkwaju ulianguka kama sokisi iliyolowa maji.

Ilinibidi nimwambie msichana yule aamke na kuvaa nguo halafu akwende nyumbani!Mkwaju umekataa wasichana wanono.

[newedition]

pepi kal


unachua dawa mremp munono kama mkepe ya kimpo ire ya mapati ......


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[KEMINOKANA]

Fisi,

I dont remember being so worried about what I say in here. And it is not a metamorphosis. You can go thru my previous posts before ndune came here bashing me for being predictable and u'll see a similarity with my present posts. When it is a funny thread, I keep it so. When it is a serious thread, I keep it that way. So it is very likely that at times, there are more serious threads than funny ones.

@ CBoo, hapana, I have a very good imagination.

[FISI_1]

Mimi naelewa shida ya huyu jamaa. Hata mimi nime kataa hawa wasichana wamenenepa kama nguruwe.

Nimekuwa na shughuli nyingi sana hizi wiki kadhaa zilizopita mpaka hata sikuwa na wakati wa kuenda kule disco kucheza dansi kidogo na wasichana halafu ninyakuwe mmoja wa kunyorosha huko chumbani. Lahaula, ilinibidi nijinyoroshe mwenyewe kwa kutumia mikono yangu katika ile hali ya kujisaidia.

Basi wikendi moja nilipata wakati wa kuenda kule disco. Nilijitayarisha kwa kunywa tembo kama jamaa ambaye karibu afe kwa kiu. Kuenda kule disco, niliwaona wale wasichana wenye umbo la kupendeza lakini walikuwa wakileta tafash kidogo nilipojaribu kuzungumza nao. Basi ilinibidi ninyakuwe aliyenona. Si wahenga walisema "atakaye ngurue achaguwe aliyenona"!

Wacha niwaambie shida yangu! Nilipompeleka nyumbani, nilimwambia kwa haraka, "vua rinda na chupi tufirane!" Lakini mkwaju wangu ulikataa kuamka. Nilijaribu kufikiria wale wasichana watamu mpaka mkwaju ukaamka kama mlingoti, lakini nilipofungua macho yangu na nikamwona msichana yule mnono aliye na tumbo sita, mkwaju ulianguka kama sokisi iliyolowa maji.

Ilinibidi nimwambie msichana yule aamke na kuvaa nguo halafu akwende nyumbani!Mkwaju umekataa wasichana wanono.

Don't hate! I got more than enough hate for the both of us!

@ Americanised
lol.U one crazy nicca.Ati "ilinibidi nijinyoroshe mwenyewe" and "mkwaju ulianguka kama sokisi iliyolowa maji".Crazy #### mos def.

Lakini wacha ufala wako wa ku hate Kenya yetu.

[crazy boo]

. Nilijaribu kufikiria wale
>wasichana watamu mpaka mkwaju ukaamka kama mlingoti, lakini
>nilipofungua macho yangu na nikamwona msichana yule mnono
>aliye na tumbo sita, mkwaju ulianguka kama sokisi iliyolowa
>maji.
>

:D:D:D: That waz some funny shyiet! I almost chocked on my breakfast!Lakini even the big ones need some love too...lol.

[newedition]

how does a sane human being love such aperson , na okhmundu asks how does sex occur ???? DO THEY GIVE BIRTH?




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