My man's bedroom skills....................Bilaz!!.....and im sprung

beanca · (#1 (**permalink**))

My man is lackin' skillz in the bedroom bana. He just want to jump in the bed and start mangaring me without no fore play....as in im dry as #### and not turned on!!!...Its starting to get on ma fckn nerves now and im startin to look at other men imaginin some thangs.........We usually just kiss for 5 minutes and he jumps on me puts that lil thing in,,,im like WTF!!!.........any ideas for this broda cuz im so ready to get it on with someone else....i love him n eerthing but he rushes and its the same ol routine like every time we do it...I wanna spice things up my way and i need ideas...i cant stand to loose my one minute man!!

Eunwa ya mungo · (#2 (**permalink**))

For one, the mere fact that your man is jumping on you without shika shikaing those things tells me that he is either getting the main course somewhere else, and you are merely a desert, or you just do not turn him on at all. I would probably bet on the latter, because even if an African man gets some on the sides he will always be a bull in his own pad. A problem I have noticed with you mamas from home...you are locked in the era of missionaries. Trust me when your men encounter these sex crazed females in the west who are willing to siphon the hell out there manhood....you have to work extremely hard to compete.

shayvonne · (#3 (**permalink**))

get the new 50 cent vibrator gal....and u wont be complainin no mo'...fo real that junk is hot as fvck!!!

Playeress · (#4 (**permalink**))

>For one, the mere fact that your man is jumping on you
>without shika shikaing those things tells me that he is either
>getting the main course somewhere else, and you are merely a
>desert, or you just do not turn him on at all. I would
>probably bet on the latter, because even if an African man
>gets some on the sides he will always be a bull in his own
>pad. A problem I have noticed with you mamas from home...you
>are locked in the era of missionaries. Trust me when your men
>encounter these sex crazed females in the west who are willing
>to siphon the hell out there manhood....you have to work
>extremely hard to compete.

Err, excuse meeeeeeeeeee, but that response is so weak, ati " a problem i have noticed about you women at home"...stop being so shao. Nenda zako. And I dont understand why in hell it is the mama's fault. What a chauv. .

@Poster, lol, ure post cracked me up..."he just sticks that lil thing in me". Bweheh. lolz. Yaani where is this guy, we need to smoke his ass. Sawa, on a serious note, am sure alot of us have been there...and yeah, its so traumatising, ure left wondering, "now what the issshhh was that??". I mean, u'de rather be humped in the leg by mini-me. Well girl, it happens, it just does. Some dudes out there don have even the most basic bedroom skills and hun, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with you....this dude just completely lacks love-making etiquette and dat is just so unacceptable. I would suggest u sit him down and talk to him abt it....dont be shy....tell him that he has to udnerstand chicks are different,cuz unlike guyz, we dont get turned on on the get go and u'de love it if he was more sensual, da da da. Let the guy know that ure not feelign this express sex. Am telling u, this will go on forever,and its time u put ur foot down and told him wsup. When it comes to love making, foreplay is about the only thing that differentiates us from animals.

Aki some men............so bila adabu and SELFISH!!
BTW, I am sure half the men in mashada are like the creature u described. So lame.

KEMINOKANA · (#5 (**permalink**))

Poster,

The only solution is communication, communication and communication. Why dont you arrange a date once, get things going the way u want by taking control of things and while at it, let him know how you feel, how he feels and what u both would like to see happen but is not happening. Also, if he is a minute man, tell him to sustain himself....he will get the idea and men are very embarrassed to hear they are minutemen and will do anything to change that. Just sit and talk, if he doesnt listen and act, he should be out.

Kinene wa Karani · (#6 (**permalink**))

Poster,
Take wa Mungo's reply seriously, It seems to me he might have someone else so he is not bothered to satisfy your needs. Has it always been like that?

Talk to him, tell him what you want him to do, ask him what he likes, a b-job et al. It is give n take. It wasn't very polite to write lil thing...:) he's you man after all, God knows how long.

http://students.resa.net/stoutcomput...s/1LionPi1.jpg Kinene Awaits You!

Rani · (#7 (**permalink**))

beanca,

Dump the guy. He never will learn, and if he does, he'll always think that you are a slut and may later treat you like one. How else can you explain knowing more than him in bed?

But if you really are into him, get him nice porns. Those where the girl gets some foreplay; not the ones where she just gives head and is then jumped on...

Oh, and about the lil thing, size doesn't matter. Some lil things are very satisfying while other huge things are just hurting, no matter the foreplay. Nigerians top the huge list... (they are very good at foreplay though)

Elianto · (#8 (**permalink**))

No need to dump the guy as one RANI said.... Instead nunua vibrator like Shayvonne advised and let ur man walk up on u getting off. When u he has that stupid, panicky look on his face u tell the mofo that u don't have a cock and it takes atleast 20 minutes to start u up.

And besides u letting that nigga get away with murder. Ati kissing?!!!!......... Most chicks this days want a nigga face burried in her koochie till its greasier than a steak. Tell the nigga Elianto said tis time he ate some ass if he loves u........

Kalia Mapua...

shayvonne · (#9 (**permalink**))

>>
Lol Elianto thnks for backin me up......u still nasty tho'

Eunwa ya mungo · (#10 (**permalink**))

>>For one, the mere fact that your man is jumping on you
>>without shika shikaing those things tells me that he is
>either
>>getting the main course somewhere else, and you are merely a
>>desert, or you just do not turn him on at all. I would
>>probably bet on the latter, because even if an African man
>>gets some on the sides he will always be a bull in his own
>>pad. A problem I have noticed with you mamas from
>home...you
>>are locked in the era of missionaries. Trust me when your
>men
>>encounter these sex crazed females in the west who are
>willing
>>to siphon the hell out there manhood....you have to work
>>extremely hard to compete.
>
>
>Err, excuse meeeeeeeeeee, but that response is so weak, ati "
>a problem i have noticed about you women at home"...stop being
>so shao. Nenda zako. And I dont understand why in hell it is
>the mama's fault. What a chauv. .
>
>@Poster, lol, ure post cracked me up..."he just sticks that
>lil thing in me". Bweheh. lolz. Yaani where is this guy, we
>need to smoke his ass. Sawa, on a serious note, am sure alot
>of us have been there...and yeah, its so traumatising, ure
>left wondering, "now what the issshhh was that??". I mean,
>u'de rather be humped in the leg by mini-me. Well girl, it
>happens, it just does. Some dudes out there don have even the
>most basic bedroom skills and hun, it has absolutely NOTHING
>to do with you....this dude just completely lacks love-making
>etiquette and dat is just so unacceptable. I would suggest u
>sit him down and talk to him abt it....dont be shy....tell him
>that he has to udnerstand chicks are different,cuz unlike
>guyz, we dont get turned on on the get go and u'de love it if
>he was more sensual, da da da. Let the guy know that ure not
>feelign this express sex. Am telling u, this will go on
>forever,and its time u put ur foot down and told him wsup.
>When it comes to love making, foreplay is about the only thing
>that differentiates us from animals.
>
>Aki some men............so bila adabu and SELFISH!!
>BTW, I am sure half the men in mashada are like the creature u
>described. So lame.
>
You are typical of the mamas I have described as being stuck in the missionary era. You are quick to lable me a chauvinist, and shao without fully digesting my advice to this pitifully sex-starved lady. First of all I was not blaming her. If you read all the sentences carefully, neither parties have a blame tug on them. My suggestion that the lady may not be turning him on is not a reflection of her fault but rather an indication that there may just not be much she could do under whatever circumstances they may be in. You seem to be one of those females who jump on the idiotic battle between so called liberated women vis-a-vis male chauvinists.I also believe your type will spew radical advice to peers yet go back to your men and play the role of a real lady. Fact of the matter is that when a party in a relationship isn't giving all...be it p-tang, or 9-ick, then something is terribly wrong. It also seems to me that this sista seems more interested in shoving a drainage pipe in herself rather than a loving piece of meat. Perhaps the reason she ain't getting luv from her man is because she treats him like a small 3-cked man.