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Default RE: Mr 3000 -ADVICE 101 UNCENSORED!!!!!! - 10-25-2005, 01:10 AM

Paul sometimes iwish id tell you what you wanna hear,but i,m sorry i never did business,and i,m not a christian!!!!Just get the walk on dude!In life we win some we loose some!!!!!If you wanna talk, e mail me privately!! I can get you the 411 hand book !!!! Its got like everything to learn about pple,it even had Harricane Katrina prediction!!!!
 


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Default Paul/Pauline - 10-25-2005, 02:03 AM

Really sad! Pole sana!Its life....and u have to live it.
 
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Default RE: she calls me a woman - 10-25-2005, 08:51 AM

**sob***sniff**sob**sniff** this is the saddest thing I have ever heard! the chick has been called a player, a biach, a two timer...**sniff** THE GIRL IS A F*CKIN GENIUS!
paul / pauline fact of life...never trust anybody unless its your mother! and two dont be sad, get up and get even, it will make you feel better!
 
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Default RE: she calls me a woman - 10-25-2005, 09:53 AM

>**sob***sniff**sob**sniff** this is the saddest thing I have
>ever heard! the chick has been called a player, a biach, a two
>timer...**sniff** THE GIRL IS A F*CKIN GENIUS!
>paul / pauline fact of life...never trust anybody unless its
>your mother! and two dont be sad, get up and get even, it will
>make you feel better!

she is a genius i think i should start doin that!!

http://pics-21.hi5.com/userpics/421/...357421.img.jpg

+DONT HATE THE PLAYA, HATE THE GAME+
 
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Default RE: she calls me a woman - 10-25-2005, 10:54 AM

fu*k the b*tch 4 the last time and f*cking leave her.
b*tcha is playing you.f&cking opena ua eyes n*gga
call me if u need assistance
 
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Default RE: she calls me a woman - 10-25-2005, 04:59 PM

Hi Pauline
This topic has taught me alot of investigative tactics thanks for bringing it to life.
now back to the name thing.
I must agree with most responses suggesting that the mama is cheating on you or just playing you and someone else or afew more guys.
If she is a playa she most likely will have the other guy's name coded also. so grab the phone and look for some names such as:
Josephine for Jose
Michelle for michael
caroline for Carl
Micky for mike
charlene for charly/charles
etc etc.

next call josephine or micky and if you skia "hi boo" you jua its a wrap.

good luck.
 
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Default RE: she calls me a woman - 10-25-2005, 07:59 PM

damn!,,,i see pple discoverd ma trick now!
 


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Default RE: she calls me a woman - 10-25-2005, 09:14 PM

>This is indeed hilarious. That girl amekuweka kwa parking
>lot..i.e. not really ready to get rid of you coz you might
>come in handy...but if that ride of her dreams comes through
>off to the junkyard you go.
>
>I never like to give boys tips coz I think they suck..but
>nimekuhurumia. Either ways you will lose so better lose in
>style without giving her added boost ati amekuplay.
>
>1. Don't confront your girl about the cheating problem. You
>will come off as an insecure twit.In fact after you confront
>her she will cheat again. Don't even mention it. Whenever she
>comes around act like the happiest man in the world..as in
>happy not because shes in your life..but coz you are lovin
>your life or somethin.
>
>2. Join a gym. Instead of spending time with the chick start
>spending time in the gym. Start dressing real good...it will
>make her start wondering if you are seeing somebody else. Get
>haircuts more often. Press/iron your clothes. Look like a guy
>straight out of GQ.
>
>3. Over the weekends start going out just you and your boys.
>If she asks to come tell her in a nice sweet voice, "honey,
>tonight its just me and the boys...Ill call you when Im at the
>club okay". Then when you are at the club dont call. Come home
>late like at 4 am. When you come in if she wants to talk dont
>talk..say you are tired. Go to swatch. Tell her youll talk
>kesho. Kesho morning wake up early and get ready. Shell still
>be askin to talk...tell her you have to dash. Well talk
>later...and so forth and so forth. That will drive her nuts.
>
>4. Start having your buddies call you and when they call leave
>the room. Don't talk in her presence. If she asks who calls be
>very nonchalant about it and say..oh..thats a kabuddy of mine
>from back in the day. If she insists say you have to go get a
>beer..youll be back. Dont come back for about a couple of
>hours.
>
>If you stick to the above script you will derail her from her
>game. Your chick is a player...after you derail her dont go
>back to your old ways. Weka her on that mode until you come
>across the chick that will blow your heart away and then
>peleka her to junkyard.
>
>Then you come back here and I'll give you details of how you
>can pay me for this superb piece of advise.
>
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you made me crack mbaya sana. my manzi was doing me some similar stuff but not of de nick name. i gave her the above prescription and guess what, kumbe manzi was very weak on the game and tried malizarin her self couple of times.

Akina C.B and Kaplaya wat you'l ad a brutha?
 
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Default RE: she calls me a woman - 10-26-2005, 12:36 AM

Shyvonne,



Aaaaaaaaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Danganya toto jinga!!!!!!


How do you plead,your cutness???????(I just feel something is soo sexy about you,mmmmhhhh!)
 


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Default RE: she calls me a woman - 10-26-2005, 07:34 AM

LOL! sorry dude, you're clearly not her number one... and it's about time you moved on. If a chic pendaz u, she will not hide u in any way, she'll want to scream to the world that she loves you. read between the lines and make the right move.


>i fear that am overreadin but am dyin silently. questions:
>what is it lovers hide in 4nes if they are honest and open to
>each other? being in a r'ship doesnt mean one has to spill all the beans on their past, 4nes can have some of these secrets... i for one would not want my bf to know that i dated my ex ex, we are really good pals now, and the bf would not understand that that's where it ends.

second, is it foolish to be too open and
>sentimental to your girl?
HELL NO! i for one looove a sentimental man, (i'm a hopeless romantic) love being sang to, being told how much i'm loved... the works!

third: would girls tell on their friend when she's cheatin on her dude?

no way, as playeress said, the best i'd do is to talk her out of it.

all the best as u make decisions :*
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