she calls me a woman - Page 2

kamaumuigai · (#11 (**permalink**))

LMAO, Whitehead I swear you sound like a man, Lol the thing is that is what I would do to a chic I suspect she is playing me. Lol. Back to the topic. Dude you are being played end of story. Now just follow whiteheads lead and you will teach her a freaking lesson

Wantai · (#12 (**permalink**))

whitehead, eish!!

Master_Yoda · (#13 (**permalink**))

My guy.....she is playing you, for all the reasons given above by my fellow mashadites.but dont fret help is at hand. The thing now is you have to be sharp, since you are already getting played - theres not much you can do,she has already dumped you in her heart. What you can do, is minimise the damage to yourself. The important thing is not to let on that you suspect anything about her. If you confront her she will lie through it and no doubt convince you she is an angel and you were confused yada yada yada. You have made some very bad decisions i.e. giving out your ATM bank etc These are reserved for your wife or fiancee not GF! So what I advise is you pull out slowly,try and make up story as to why your atm pin has changed...offcourse you will have requested this.Move your money to another account etc so that when you finally tell her piss off she wont be able to skank any money from your account. Delay giving her the new details until you have secured yourself from all possible attacks.In the mean time try and collect as much dirt as you can so that when you finally give her her walking papers they will be no room for doubt as to whether you did the right thing.Dont underestimate what a desperate woman (or man) will do when put in a corner. She may try an retaliate by clearing your account.@#$% happens man. Dont be another statistic.
And yes it is foolish to be too sentimental (in my opinion), most women dont want a clingy needful man who is a softy...I learnt this from experience. Dont over do it. Hope you sort your issues out. Peace

KEMINOKANA · (#14 (**permalink**))

For once, I must say I've learned something useful from mashada. I would be so oblivious to such tricks until of course i find out under which name my number is:(. As such, almost daily, I go through my chic's phone not coz i dont trust her, but sometimes reading those notes from her exs feels good. But a playa is a playa, she could keep the number under your real name when she's about to meet you and delete it soon afterwards bfore she meets the other guy.

Here is how to stop her game! Shag her and while at it, call every 'girl' on the phone and let them listen to her moans!

But hehehe, aiiiiiii Pole! If you are not in the states, this is the best time to apply violence, leave her with some mark and move on. Here is how you'll do it.

1. Go get the best canes i.e the strongest bakoras around.
2. Store them probably under your bed.
3. When she comes for a shag, pretend you are using your phone and point out the discrepancy.
4. Bila a good explanation, tell her to strip. Akikataa, rip the damn clothes.
5. Tandika yeye vilivyo!
6. Give her icy water in a karai to go and shower without a towel of course!
7. Make her stand in the cold until she dries
8. Shag her and while at it, call every 'girl' on the phone and let them listen to her moans!
9. Have her stand all night bila support and tell her to leave your house (without clothes of course)at 8 a.m as that is when a majority of the people are awake.

Note of caution: Practise discretion advised! User has never tried this method and if it backfires, Keminokana shall not be held liable!

munai · (#15 (**permalink**))

Strait up homie you're being played like the fool you are,(no offense it's not your fault.Looks like nobody taught you the game.I would teach you but I have to charge).Son,stop being a ####.Flip da game on her and act like u were on to her all along,lick,stick and bang her one last time and escort her to the mail box na um-show;Holla if you see me,ssover beeyaach!!!

meja · (#16 (**permalink**))

... will listen to kemonika (?) and follow that crap to the letter. They will then become someone's biatch.

@Whitehead, that was good advice :7

Rumi · (#17 (**permalink**))

Hi Pauline
its a duck its a duck its a duck 1 big fat clever duck! cant u see!

kwanza wewe what u mean ati she has access to mailbox, atm, the works..
dude u so blinded u need some antifreeze in ya brain!

candypie · (#18 (**permalink**))

Yeah,these are real good ideas but only if you wanna come out of that relationship with pride.As in you played her not the other way round.The only mistake you can do is confront her or try to win her back,either way she'll still play you again sooner or later.Just dump her sorry ass and move on.I mean why do people believe in going through some dump #### just coz of love.Love is nothing dear,LOYALTY,RESPECT,UNDERSTANDING and mambo kama hiyo is what matters and that's what makes a relationship and that's what makes love.It will hurt but at the end of the day,utakuwa umejisave a lot of agony,okay?
Dedication:You don't have to stay with someone that makes you cry,you'll end up killing all the love...........................

sosodef · (#19 (**permalink**))

I,ll try to be brief!!!

1.My girlfriend was cheating on me and she used the same Tactic to Keep me off her cheatin Trail .It took about 8 months but i finnally picked up the scent From another "source" ! Studid woman,she was driving my 'Fly AZZ" car and someone spotted it in a neighbouring city with another "Nigger" representin on the wheels instead of sosodef!So he followed them to the resturant and he was "F" this shyte! I,m a tell my sosodef buddy ,So i was tipped.By the time she got home,i left her a note to leave the keys to the ENZ and take the two dollars i,ve left on the kitchen table to catch a bus- coz i didnt want us to have "problems".It hurt,but years after that,i actually saved self like 0,000$ (PStssss!!she was the high maintanance kind ati!!!!)

2.Know this in your heart today as a rule if you are a man.
When your girl is cheatin on you,NONE of her friends will let you know.You are always the last to know among all your friends.The only situation when one of them talks is when they hate her or they want you for themselves secretly!!!If shes got 4 girlfriends,then 1 of them knows everything going down.Dont waste your time talking to her friends tryin to find out shyte,coz she,ll only tip her off that "i think your man is supecting something,be carefull girl!!"

3.Looks like she still needs you in her life somehow or she isnt sure of the other guy thats why she still goes the length trying to cover your trails around her.She dosent belong nowhereas we write today,theres no difference between her and some girl out there on the streets!You got to realise girls,though we call them ####es! aint stupid ,girls are strategic in their actions and can be dead precise in manupilating ANYMAN,at ANYTIME for ANYTHING!! All they got to know is...what does he like??? If they know that!!-your code has been cracked!!!So she can keep on being what you like,while at the same time she achives her target.She can buy time with you,dump you,break you up with your new girl,make you loose a job,get a job.....the list is endless!!(In short your girl dosent really see herself with you in the long run,soon or later shell let you go,Dude from what i see,you need to let her go now than wait for the inevitable end!!!

4.SHare your personal things with close friends and family.If you must let her know anything deeply personal,ensure you two are more than friends and have a likelyhood of ending up together and both parties involved are aware of this fact!!! (In brief-distinguish between dating a girl and getting close to a girl!!! I have seen a case where this guy was just dating this girl but i guess the sex became too good and they never realised they had nothing in common either than sex and when it was all over,they have made "TWO" mistakes!!!

5.Last but not least,when someone really loves you,you can tell,you wouldnt talk of your probs on Mashada,that means you two dont trust each other and worse,seems like you dont have real friend to talk to about this things!! Always remember too that our friend called HIV is knocking on shaky doors and he just told me that he wont go away once he gets in !! So if i,m gonna be called Pauline,thats fine,you can live with that but at least you get to live,maybe one day somegirl will actually store your name as "paul" on her CellPhn!!!!!Theres hope Paul,theres hope !!!!!And thats how this cookie crambles!!!!!!!

paul3000 · (#20 (**permalink**))

true: i don't have many friends. thanks y'all. i wish the respose was: "SHE LOVES YOU, PAUL. SHE CALLS YOU PAULINE BECAUSE, TO HER, YOU'RE THIS NICE SMALL THING SO NICE IT CAN BE EATEN." i'm packing today, never to be seen again in her circles. let's all wish her well. but i sob. i sob.