thoz shaggable chics.if wishez were Cds...

supermann · (#1 (**permalink**))

jessicca alba:chic has nice dentals.she'z got that sweet face and she'z short (well,compared to my 6'2) so she'll staring up at you with those innocent eyez when you wanna kiss her.this one iz the going out type.i would wine and dine her.

crystal knight.guyz(i mean male mashadites,specifically),download "hiphop honeyz" and watch this chic strip for you in the tub.ama just google her.ga'damn!i would hit this one until her slave ancestors from west africa resurect to rescue her.she oozes sex appeal.no dating this one.

JLO.overrated.gasia yeye.rasa tu ndio poa.and even ive seen better as$ in my neighbourhood.ashindwe!

Mya!my my my.she iz petite in a nice way to facilitate flexible sex life.kwanza the way her thong sticks out in "case of the ex" video!ama the way she beckons with that as$ in "my love iz like wow".she iz so tiny you'll hit this while standing:put her legs around you and thrust while you walk around your crib giving her a tour.

that chic from 50cent's "21 questions".she waz also in "you got served".have you seen those lips?i would put them to good use,and i dont mean kissing them!chic iz fine sana.

sanaa.from brownsugar.i would date her and keep her.looks decent.

vivica fox.she thinks she'z all that.ashindwe.she'z an old hag anyway.

rihanna.gimme that pon de replay.nisipate huyu manzi corner mbaya.lakini i would date this one.she looks innocent like the way britney waz initially.i wanna spoil her mpaka next time she unleashes a song,twould be the likes of Lil" Kim.

the lead singer from pus$dolls.dont cha?yeah of course wish !!iz she indian or latino?she iz so skinny lakini she looks like a freak in bed.i hope busta took advantage of all that studio time to hit dat.but definately not the dating type.hit and run type for me.

marylin munroe.i know i'm supposed ta respect the dead lakini just like JFK and hiz bro Bobby probably combi-ed this chic,i would join the orgy.4 some.nothing wrong with mr president,attorney general and me hittin' at the same time.

madonna.mature woman.satisfaction guaranteed.

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but the awards for most shaggable chic goez to:

this iz this mboch who waz employed next door in our esto.judy waz her name.waaaaaaaa she waz so fyne yaani.alafu she used to flirt with me sana mpaka even ol' lady started cozing.no chic beats this one

mahatma · (#2 (**permalink**))

supermann · (#3 (**permalink**))

tehehehe...like a shark attracted to blood the "bwehehehe" laughing fisii showz up in here.

anyway wasee,ndio huyo crystal night.

warning:explicit photo.content may offend.please don't click unless you have to.

http://guests.bluefantasies.com/models/CRS/CRS.shtml

unaonaje?lakini bado huyo mboch wa esto iz better.

mahatma · (#4 (**permalink**))

>>lakini bado huyo mboch wa esto iz better.

Give me her address chap chap and i will try my level best to locate her for you. Seems like you lent her your brain and she forgot to return it.

My good deed of the day,"dawg".

Ps. On second thoughts,forget it, maybe you have never owned one.

supermann · (#5 (**permalink**))

tehehehe...why are some kidz in mashada sooooo obsessed with me?sorry to break it down like this so public a place...you know i respect you...hehe..who im i kidding,but all i wanna say iz i cannot give you what you want, dear.im straight.try your galfriend bogyb1tch.

its very flattering though,the attention.but its in my best to ignore your attention craving,retarded gay self,mash1tma.so keep on yapping,thats what mashada iz for,free speech,but if you wanna get some,look 4 that tranny friend of yours,not me.

'bout that mboch,its ok.thanx 4 the offer.

laterz,"bruh".

mahatma · (#6 (**permalink**))

>tehehehe...why are some kidz in mashada sooooo obsessed with
>me?

Coz you are a celeb....Bwehehehehe!

supermann · (#7 (**permalink**))

any other mashadites living in san fransisco?

yaani i used to have such a good diplomatic relationship with gay people but at this rate,i think ima be homophobic.

hizi mambo za kukatiwa online na mashoga especially saa zile umeseti post ya madame sio poa.

alafu they keep on flattering you,sijui wewe ni celeb ,watakutafutia mboch etc b4 you know it,wamegrab rasa yako niaje.

if only they'd stop laughing like hyenas "bwehehehe",maybe they can get lucky amongst their own.

pity.

moving on.

mahatma · (#8 (**permalink**))

Now, let me go have my Wednesday pint.

The best thing about idiots is that when you are bored, you can pick on one, and watch them huffing and puffing.

Mighty sporting of you...we will continue from there the next time i am bored.

Adios!

KEMINOKANA · (#9 (**permalink**))

My Celebs would be Halle Berry and Serena Williams. To add some spices, Anna Kournikova wont be bad at all.

supermann · (#10 (**permalink**))

>
>Now, let me go have my Wednesday pint.

but of course!its ladies nite,isnt it?

hope you pick up,"bruh".dress in that pink shirt of yours and not too much make up-makes you look desperate.i know ,i know with your face looking like my left shoe its not ezy bila make up....but its whats inside,some huge bisceps guy will appreciate you-eventually.
once again,pole for disappointing you.
just groove to george michael's sounds,you're bound to get lucky.

adios!