[UFO]

I know women hate to be criticized about their performance in bed but some chics need serious sex lessons. I know this chic who really looks hot but sex with her is horrible! You know its bad when after spending a night with her, you feel like getting a hooker right away.

1. First of all, guys love visual images, so don't talk about turning the lights off.
2. Don't keep a dude in the missionary position for eternity coz personally, that will make me loose interest in a very short while.
3. If its not sex talk, wacha storiz when sh*t is going down.
4. Don't talk about love all the time, sometimes it's all about sex!

among others.

Since talking to her does't seem to help, am already mapping out an exit strategy.
And women still wonder why they are loosing their guys to wh0res and freaks!