Guys who R U? Chics Who U stuck with? -
04-09-2003, 10:04 AM
1. Mr. Thug Life
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun & Exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old)
d. In and out of trouble
2. Mr. I Don't Have A Girlfriend
Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time
Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass
3. Mr. HighRoller
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
Disadvantages
a. Never returns your calls
b. Feels he can come take you out whenever its appopriate for him
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you
4. Mr.I KNOW PEOPLE
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends in at all the fly parties and clubs
b. Very confident and takes care of his looks
c. Tends to dress nice
Disadvantages
a. You don't know if he's homosexual, heterosexual, or bi.
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c Is too friendly with a lot of good looking chicks.
5. Mr. Intellectual
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
d. Calls you all the time (returns your calls within 10 minutes)
Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Can't make love
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
6. Mr. Ghetto
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he wants a real relationship
Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more other chicks on the side
b. Wants to lay up in your crib- use your phone, drink and eat up all the
food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Disappears for days and says he was out with his boys
e. Broke
7. Mr. I'm A Christian!
Advantages
a. Will teach you about living a righteous life
b. Caring
c. Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you because of your 'worldly ways'.
b. No money- God provides.
c. Doesn't own quality clothing.
d. In the end he dumps you for an ugly chick because they both know more
about the bible than you.
8. Mr. Nice Guy
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his family
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money when you really need it.
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club
b. Ignores you when the game is on
c. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
9. Mr. Playa
Advantages
a. Will tell you that you're not the only one (keeps it real)
b. Sometimes he's decent in bed
c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him)
Disadvantages
a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there's women around
b. Generally he is a wimp (won't stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies
d. After you find out he's no good he tells you that he told you that he
was a playa in the beginning anyway
10. Mr. I Have a Job
Advantages
a. Of course...he has a job
b. Doesn't have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you're sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out
he's a
shiftless, lazy son-of-a-#### who wants you to do all the wifey duties but
won't give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later
11. Mr. Best Friend
Advantages
a. He's your best friend- you tell each other everything- you get along
very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he was always after that
nookie.
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