7 Inches Minimum: How many are you? - Page 3

y5next · (#21 (**permalink**))

>$hiet, it has? I keep on missing the damn boat.

There's a mkokoteni for those that lag, like you.

>Thanks for looking out Y5.

If not me, then who will?

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

coccus · (#22 (**permalink**))

@!*****cat
I am glad I made someone laugh. That joke is funny to me everytime I read it.

It has content in reference to teh thread and that's why I posted it in that partular section.

Leave the critics alone...and who said if they have read a joke everybody else has?imenyi!

jonney_2 · (#23 (**permalink**))

@y5-i have to admit you've got ur $hit straight!When i go to the liquor store near where i live ,The paki bastard always has to make a smart as$ remark,like-here here comes Mr heineken,Hey,wipe the charlie off ur lips.How can i counter this?
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"Intelligence is the flower of discrimination. There are many examples of the flower blooming but not bearing the fruit...."

y5next · (#24 (**permalink**))

Admiration from you, kajonney_2, is a bad sign. I have a suggestion, that Samurai sword would make a lovely suppository for you. Would you oblige, take pictures, and post for my entertainment?

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

10inch · (#25 (**permalink**))

>@y5-i have to admit you've got ur $hit straight!When i go to
>the liquor store near where i live ,The paki bastard always
>has to make a smart as$ remark,like-here here comes Mr
>heineken,Hey,wipe the charlie off ur lips.How can i counter
>this?

You can't. Dude, you don't even have the wits to battle a beheaded chicken (Read ******cat). Serre.

jonney_2 · (#26 (**permalink**))

>Admiration from you, kajonney_2, is a bad sign.
Damn right it is,i'M TOO QUICK FOR YOU.

I have a
>suggestion, that Samurai sword would make a lovely suppository
>for you.
How do you know,ITHOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY INTO BANANAS AND DILDOS

Would you oblige, take pictures, and post for my
>entertainment?

NO! BUT I WOULD FOR PLAYGAL AND FEMALE PENSIONERS WHO WILL PAY ME!
>
>
> Fi-Fo-Fum!MY BEHIND!

Taaaaaraaaaaa!
i dedicate this one to pus$ycat!

WOOOHOOOOO!
can you feeeeeel the rush!

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"Intelligence is the flower of discrimination. There are many examples of the flower blooming but not bearing the fruit...."

pussycat · (#27 (**permalink**))

>Taaaaaraaaaaa!
>i dedicate this one to pus$ycat!
>
>WOOOHOOOOO!
>can you feeeeeel the rush!

thanks babes, I feel it

"Everyone has his allotted day, Short and irrecoverable is the lifetime of all; But to extend our frame by deeds,
This is the task of greatness"

jonney_2 · (#28 (**permalink**))

@0.1 INCH,J ***kin mburus and j ***kin hov-watch out now!
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"Intelligence is the flower of discrimination. There are many examples of the flower blooming but not bearing the fruit...."

y5next · (#29 (**permalink**))

You know, I miss the good 'ole days when the idiots at least had a clue, about what was going on, even if it was stale and mostly late. Since Senor Daudi started this new format, the standards have deteriorated so badly there's no pleasure anymore. David, Hombre, stop palming off sub-standard entertainment, turn off the assembly line. The gene pool is already seriously polluted, further contamination may mean relocation to Pluto...hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

And it's a slow newsday in my shingo of the mwitu, so courtesy of some anonymously annoying forwarder...

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks or capital letters

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" " 3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

stupak · (#30 (**permalink**))

The gene pool is
>already seriously polluted, further contamination may mean
>relocation to Pluto...hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

y5....I feel you but what about those of us that have no plutonic friends? Where shall we go?