[Kamami]

I love to see people get worked up over nothing. Personally it has no satisfaction to me whatever size peeps have it just came up in another thread and I found it amusing.

It will not make my hair grow longer, or my butt smaller, nor can I sell matumbo in the streets after I know - just a case of curosity killed the cat.

@10inch LMAO - I thought you were going to say 10 inches, my bad

[y5next]

>It will not make my hair grow longer, or my butt smaller...


Hairless and big-butted, kweli umenyimwa sana! So you're trying to find those that weren't denied because....celebrity by association... :)


Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

[coccus]

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious.
>He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older
boys, and
>he wondered what it was and how it was done.
>
>One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather
flustered.
>
>Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind
the
>curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
>
>This ! he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING
to his
>mother.
>
>"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started
kissing
>and hugging her I figured 'Sis must be getting sick because her
face
>started looking funny.
>
>He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her
blouse to
>feel her heart, just >the way the doctor would.
>
>Except he's not as smart as the docotr because he seemed to have
trouble
>finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty
soon
>both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.
>
>His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her
skirt. About
>this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm
around and
>slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever
started. I
>knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.
>
>Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel had
gotten
>inside his pants! somehow.
>
>It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches
long,
>honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting
away.
>
>When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her
mouth
>fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that.
>
>She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her
about
>the ones down at the lake by our house!
>
>Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head
off. All
>of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while
he took
>a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to
keep it
>from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could
get a
>scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.
>
>The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and
squealing and
>her boyfriend almost upset the couch.
>
>I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.
Her
>boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel.
>
>I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides
were
>hanging out.
>
>Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they
went
>back to courting anyway.
>
>He started hugging and kissing her again.
>
>By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight
>again. I guess eels are like cats-they have nine lives or
something.
>
>This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it.
After about
>a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was
dead,
>because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down
the
>toilet.
>

[pussycat]

@coccus

you are in your own class.
I'm laughing so hard. damnnnnn!!!


"Everyone has his allotted day, Short and irrecoverable is the lifetime of all; But to extend our frame by deeds,
This is the task of greatness"

[stupak]

>@coccus
>
>you are in your own class.
>I'm laughing so hard. damnnnnn!!!
>

Aiiiiii pusspuss..that joke was funny five years ago!

[infinite_n_eternal]

I agree... that joke is old *******cat... where have you been living?

[pussycat]

@infinite n enternal and Stupak

>I agree... that joke is old *******cat... where have you been
>living?

sorry never heard of it, let me have soome laughs with it

"Everyone has his allotted day, Short and irrecoverable is the lifetime of all; But to extend our frame by deeds,
This is the task of greatness"

[infinite_n_eternal]

aaight!

[y5next]

And the TV has been around for more than fifty years, so why are you all still excited about it?


Fi-Fo-Fum!


:-)

Panyarat, that's your freebie of the year, resume normal hostilities henceforth.

[nyawera_1]

>And the TV has been around for more than fifty years, so why
>are you all still excited about it?
>

$hiet, it has? I keep on missing the damn boat. Thanks for looking out Y5.