[nionekado]

Overweight has become a problem to many pple including wakenya wazalendo. Look at the following and see which can fit u the best.....Thats why I think ###is the most practical way of losing weight. See how many calories you can choma

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES

With her/his agreement..............................10 cal
Without her/his agreement..........................177 cal
TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands..................................9 cal
With one hand...................................12 cal
With one hand being slapped.....................37 cal
With the mouth..................................85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM

With erection....................................6 cal
Without erection...............................345 cal

PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris......................8 cal
Trying to find G spot...........................92 cal
Without caring at all............................0 cal

WHEN DOING IT

Holding her up..................................12 cal
Just on the floor................................8 cal


POSITIONS
daddy-mummy.....................................12 cal
69 lying down....................................8 cal
69 standing up.................................112 cal
Trolley........................................216 cal
Italian chandelier.............................912 cal

HAVING AN ORGA##
Real...........................................112 cal
Fake...........................................315 cal


POST ORG#$M
Staying in bed..................................18 cal
Jumping off the bed.............................36 cal
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..........816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age..................12 cal
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal
from 30 to 39..................................108 cal
from 40 to 49..................................334 cal
from 50 to 59..................................952 cal
over 60.......................................2516 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly.........................................32 cal
Being in a hurry................................98 cal
With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal

[pipitp]

WTF?

[jmburus]

>Overweight has become a problem to many pple including
>wakenya wazalendo. Look at the following and see which can fit
>u the best.....Thats why I think ###is the most practical
>way of losing weight. See how many calories you can choma
>
>PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
>Quietly.........................................3 2 cal
>Being in a hurry................................98 cal
>With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal



Yours is not a mental problem.

What u need is DAWA YA MINYOO. The oral one .

[O_D_D]

YAWNNNNN!!!!
Too much time on your finger tips? Get a second job!

[honey_sucker]

>PUTTING ON THE CONDOM

>Without erection...............................345 cal


where on earth....i guess u r de kind who put it on at home.

[Mugger T]

>
>
>>PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
>
>>Without erection...............................345 cal
>
>
>where on earth....i guess u r de kind who put it on at home.
>


Tehehehe! Ati putting on one @ home!!!!! Meaning?
Jana alikuwa ameng'ara dangari na stacy adams njumes..
Leo ni condom na ngepa!!!!

[Mugger T]

>WTF?

The Fakk he is high

[Luckie]

..."Tehehehe! Ati putting on one @ home!!!!! Meaning?
Jana alikuwa ameng'ara dangari na stacy adams njumes..
Leo ni condom na ngepa!!!!...."

LMAO! that is funny.

[Sweet9]

>
>Yours is not a mental problem.
>
>What u need is DAWA YA MINYOO. The oral one .


Hehehehehehe You cracked me up, ati dawa ya Minyoo. Hahahaha


Keeping it real ma peoples, keeping it real!

[hieroglyphics]

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