The "Im on my period" excuse. - Page 4

sweet_lady · (#31 (**permalink**))

>Isso, Lily and the deadly sweat-mama,
>
>Weekend is what? I can see Sweat-mama you've got a game plan
>in place.

Tomsta my guy...sweat-mama?? Lol, what to do with you??

>@Isso, as my manager I expect to be informed of what's cutting
>when its cutting that Kenyan style of last minute gameplans
>doesn't jazz me. Hola bana.

Isso, remissness is unacceptable.

>@NQ wassup you've lying low sana mbona. It would be nice if we
>could all hook up kidogo like this ata kama ni chai. ama?

Chai sounds so out of place Tomsta....a cuppa sounds better, you get me mate!

isso · (#32 (**permalink**))

Hehehe....y'all on my case now....

The plot is there and thou shalt be informed appropriately.

...And indeed we shall get live answers as to what this headache/period drama is all about.

Mambo ya chai mta'acha.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Nubian queen · (#33 (**permalink**))

Chai, Tchai, cupper, cuppa...is all the me to me. As long as teh topic of conversation will not centre/meander to what a man can do with red cans of tomato!

MercedesK · (#34 (**permalink**))

>I have always wondered why women use the "period" or "I have
>a headache" excuse when they dont want to unleash the goods.

Because it works.

>Why cant you women just say no instead of excuses?

Because the interpretation of NO to a man is "YES" when it comes from a woman.

>Are there any guys out here who still test/shag/do the goods
>no matter what time of the month it is? I know some guys and
>women dont care.

eer, I was told somewhere not to comment on issues like this :).

>I will cross my fingers on this..its a touchy inquiry:)

makaveli · (#35 (**permalink**))

ISSO, U just made my day. That was too funny.

dudette · (#36 (**permalink**))

Jamaa: C'mon baby, I'll be as quick as possible...I won't even cumm....Lemme just put it in kidogo...
Chickdee: What part of Aunt flo is around don't you understand? And who do you expect to wash the sheets, huh? Ebu kwanza stop touching my breasts, its not even funny....hehehe....

Si utawachwa kwa traffic lights sweetie@isso

lol@ I wont even cumm....yeah rite, we might as well consider izzydumshyt intelligent while we are at it.

isso · (#37 (**permalink**))

"" Si utawachwa kwa traffic lights sweetie@isso ""

Sweetie, there's certain things you learn quickly in life, and one of them is to pick hints when you're just about to be left kwa mataa....

It's not funny being left at the traffic lights and why lie, me has mastered the art of leaving folk there before they contemplate what they could actually do with you at lights...hehehe...

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

unbwogable2003 · (#38 (**permalink**))

Lol! Maybe you guys should try learning the ABCs of getting there...Isso, a blind lad won't know whether the traffic lights are green, orange or red! lol......

O_D_D · (#39 (**permalink**))

>Jamaa: C'mon baby, I'll be as quick as possible...I won't
>even cumm....Lemme just put it in kidogo...
>Chickdee: What part of Aunt flo is around don't you
>understand? And who do you expect to wash the sheets, huh? Ebu
>kwanza stop touching my breasts, its not even
>funny....hehehe....
>

Jamaa: Si these are my sheets and to hell with the breastisis. Nionjeshe tu...nakusihi.
Chickdee: Wachana na mimi...kwanza naskia mtuno vi deadly...katumie sabuni!

HUNDA · (#40 (**permalink**))

>Hihiiii,
>
>Blood does not cumm from thutha, so when she tells you she's
>on her periods, you should get some ya thutha.
>
lol............lmao.............lol ..lol..lol....
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