The "Im on my period" excuse. - Page 3

sweet_lady · (#21 (**permalink**))

>LoL I know Nubian Queen. Isso needs to go and take a breather
>outside...:D

Too much Isso and Tomsta, ya'll are being so graphic its unbelievable....woiiii my virgin eyes...I know I didn't just read this...I bet you've been in the situations you've described above and I feel your pain.....uncomfortable huh....lol....

More power to the sistas out there....and on that note.....I digress!!

Dearly · (#22 (**permalink**))

because no is never enough for some guys.. u say no... and its like "cmon baby... please".. i think Isso said it best... grab some lotion and get busy LOL... anyway on a serious note.. ive nver used that excuse but most guys wont do it if its that time of the month.. so its simply meant to say in other words "leave me alone, i dont wanna do it".. works for some pple!

O_D_D · (#23 (**permalink**))

"Si you know that torture of kwanza being given the mgongo then she goes to the trouble of making sure she rubs them hot thighs and arse on Odongo and all a jamaa can do is curse under the pillow and contemplate ways to deal with a di'ck hard enough to penetrate a can of tomatoes....hehehe...."

isso....lol..Negoing for anal would be the next best thing coz I tried the armpit(makwapa)thingy and it wasn't bringing. After all no one else will know. TELEZA KWENYE MATOPE!!

fetish · (#24 (**permalink**))

>"Si you know that torture of kwanza being given the mgongo
>then she goes to the trouble of making sure she rubs them hot
>thighs and arse on Odongo and all a jamaa can do is curse
>under the pillow and contemplate ways to deal with a di'ck
>hard enough to penetrate a can of tomatoes....hehehe...."
>
>isso....lol..Negoing for anal would be the next best thing coz
>I tried the armpit(makwapa)thingy and it wasn't bringing.
>After all no one else will know. TELEZA KWENYE MATOPE!!
>

eiuuuu!!!!!!!!!!YOU NASTY!!!

O_D_D · (#25 (**permalink**))

>eiuuuu!!!!!!!!!!YOU NASTY!!!
>
Fetish my dear, nasty is an understatement...aki I'd even do the ears ...unfortunately this is impossible...on second thoughts, this is a good idea for those blessed with a kibiriti for abdullah.

mwash · (#26 (**permalink**))

Not a big deal,si the chic ana mdomo suck it babie,suck it....touch downnnnnn!!!!

O_D_D · (#27 (**permalink**))

>Not a big deal,si the chic ana mdomo suck it babie,suck
>it....touch downnnnnn!!!!

Yes it's a big deal.....What if she has 64 twisted teeth?

Thinker · (#28 (**permalink**))

Perhaps we are taking this analysis too far. Jamaa, maybe the problem is as simple as having vybe that is wanting to the extreme. In your associations has the phrase "I'd rather sleep with the fishes" ever come up?

:-)
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isso · (#29 (**permalink**))

Thinker...hehehe....

As NQ says, what you say probably depends on which head is in control....

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Tomsta · (#30 (**permalink**))

Isso, Lily and the deadly sweat-mama,

Weekend is what? I can see Sweat-mama you've got a game plan in place.
@Isso, as my manager I expect to be informed of what's cutting when its cutting that Kenyan style of last minute gameplans doesn't jazz me. Hola bana.
@NQ wassup you've lying low sana mbona. It would be nice if we could all hook up kidogo like this ata kama ni chai. ama?