The "Im on my period" excuse. - Page 2

Nubian queen · (#11 (**permalink**))

Isso! you dirty sod you!

isso · (#12 (**permalink**))

>Isso! you dirty sod you!

Are we complaining dear?

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Nubian queen · (#13 (**permalink**))

>>Isso! you dirty sod you!
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>Are we complaining dear?
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Ha! Me? Complain? Naaaah! just commenting!

isso · (#14 (**permalink**))

@NQ....

Well, I was just trying to enlighten a bro on what options he has in such an "obviously" difficult situation.

I'm just trying to picture the scene of such a negotiation and its just amusing me to death vibaya....hehehe...

Jamaa: C'mon baby, I'll be as quick as possible...I won't even cumm....Lemme just put it in kidogo...
Chickdee: What part of Aunt flo is around don't you understand? And who do you expect to wash the sheets, huh? Ebu kwanza stop touching my breasts, its not even funny....hehehe....

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Tomsta · (#15 (**permalink**))

Isso LOL....yani have you considered being a salesman I'm sure you'd have a better chance of convieincing people to part with their cash than chasing mama's for Putang. ati.

Jama: Babe even just guza it and feel vile niko hard. Mbona wanitesa hivyo.

Babe: Jama I am telling you ebu stop rubbing that thing on my matako. If I shika it Bobbit kando.

isso · (#16 (**permalink**))

Tomsta....LOL! Issues Issues Issues....

Si you know that torture of kwanza being given the mgongo then she goes to the trouble of making sure she rubs them hot thighs and arse on Odongo and all a jamaa can do is curse under the pillow and contemplate ways to deal with a di'ck hard enough to penetrate a can of tomatoes....hehehe....

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Nubian queen · (#17 (**permalink**))

It's gettinh hot in here...I better skip this dose!! LOL! Tomsta and Isso, my Mum subscribed to mashada and I think she has figured who NQ is, so me, I better head for the hills cause y'know.......it's gettin' hot in here.

isso · (#18 (**permalink**))

LOL! NQ....heheheheh....

Si Chameleon just asked a question and we're just talking about facts of the case...ama???

" Stop poking me with that thing dude"....LOL! Aish! Kwani?

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Nubian queen · (#19 (**permalink**))

Isso...you are still here?!!

Lily · (#20 (**permalink**))

LoL I know Nubian Queen. Isso needs to go and take a breather outside...:D