[Trafalgar]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif D.O.S woman: Everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her,she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
deinstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to deinstall her you will lose everything.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOR EVER.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif USER woman: She ****s up everything she does and she ask always more than she needs.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/misc/bullet.gif MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are bull****....

[Labell]

IF THIS IS NOT PLAGIARISM,WHAT WILL TERM A "SOFTWARE" TYPE OF WOMAN OR BETTER YET A "CPU" KIND?