RE: Humourous women and stereotypes....... -
08-14-2002, 04:58 PM
@nyawera_1 and kenyans @large iam not sure if you will put up with this crazy stuff
Kenyans Voted Ugliest in AFRICA!!"
Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking
people in Africa. With 48 participating nations in the
Annual Most Beautiful People of Africa Awards, held at
the Gregor Theater in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the
last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the
title it held in 2000. It posted 7pts out of a
possible 540. The top position was taken by Rwanda,
followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second
runner up. The last three positions were Kenya at 48,
Zambia at 47, then Gabon, at 46.
The judges said they gave their points based on
presentation, physical appearance, grooming,
communication and other areas. Coincidentally this
came just a week after an article on Kenyans appeared
in the Pretorian Bird. The article, in the
entertainment section, claims Kenya has the funniest
looking president on earth, and a VP with a strange
looking head. It goes on to say that Kikuyu women and
Luo men pose the most weird features.
Read this: "Women from the Kikuyu community have small
legs, totally no figures, and a little exeggerated
heads. They lack good behinds and those
who have them look like inflated baloons.They are
shaped like pyramids turned upside down.A big upper
frame and an almost invisible lower bit. Luo men on
the other side have distorted facial features..say big
lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs.
Kikuyu men are also unproportional, and most of them
are stunted. They walk leaning foward. Plus they have
long rusty teeth. "Those from Kisii Districts are
small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing
at 5'2"...5'4" tops. Kisii men have mango shaped
heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common in in
their Luhya counterparts." He goes on to describe
Kaleos as "Funny little pitch black emaciated fellows,
raking in millions from the track. However long
they'll
remain in Europe, their features never improve".
"Nandis will have rounded foreheads, and thin,long
arms". While occupants at the coast province are said
to have "Wide faces almost like a widescreen telly,
especially taitasand durumas". "Kenyans do not know
the meaning of good grooming" The
writer says."The women hate their dark skins and opt
for mercury bleaches which messes them up. The result:
A scary (unpigmented)light face, black legs, and a
black back". As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard
english is admired, "there's too much mothertounge
interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and
Kikuyus". While Luos were pointed out as to be
suffering from chronic 'braggitis'.
The research funded by the institute of Primate
Research at the University of St. Kenkley, also noted
that Kenyan men are very marketable in the Kimberely
area of SA and parts of the Guateng region. Reason,
they are big, hopeless spenders. Moral lesson, "Be
careful dating a Kenyan online."
Accepting the Award Ambassador Kinyesi, complained of
biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all
around Africa.
God safe kenya :'(
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