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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 11:33 AM
c'on guys think,You must not necessarily choose from the choices above.There's whole lot more out there.
"The whole world, from President [George W.] Bush downwards, was engaged in trying to strike a power-sharing deal. If that power-sharing deal made Odinga number three, we'd have never accepted it." - Salim Lone
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 11:39 AM
Nope a goat!!!!! of course wife what elso thinker
Anyway I have always wanted a teach for.One thing the teach will most of the time be with Kidos while you come home late from shindering mkate ya kila siku.Unlike the ambitious woman who comes home almost the same time with you.
Everything else is in the hands of the house help
The kids learn to speak luo coz of the influence fro the ouse help!!!
"The whole world, from President [George W.] Bush downwards, was engaged in trying to strike a power-sharing deal. If that power-sharing deal made Odinga number three, we'd have never accepted it." - Salim Lone
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 11:42 AM
Rastafarian! fee he go, fee I go!
You a go tired fe see me face
Can't get me out of the race
Marley.
The choices we make dictates the kinda life we lead 
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 11:47 AM
>majician
Kwa nini Pippy???
"The whole world, from President [George W.] Bush downwards, was engaged in trying to strike a power-sharing deal. If that power-sharing deal made Odinga number three, we'd have never accepted it." - Salim Lone
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 12:08 PM
A SCHOOL TEACHER, WHY? TO AVOID SUCH LINES "YOU ARE STUPID LIKE YOUR DAD"WHEN SHE'S REFERING TO MY SON/DAUGHTER,BOTTOM LINE IS AM SMARTER THAN HER.
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 12:11 PM
Yeah tell them man.....don't drink and drive,smoke weed and FLY!
YES INDEED A RASTAFARIAN
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 12:12 PM
a mashadite so that we can cheka at the same jokes.....and we can email each other on mashada the whole day hehehe
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 12:19 PM
Caveman infact we take shower with me rastafarian on a waterfall no bath tub....smoke till the eyes get cataract!
You a go tired fe see me face
Can't get me out of the race
Marley.
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 12:22 PM
Who would I really marry? Hmm…let me think…ah! Got it, I would love to marry a gardener. One that would wake me up in the morning with stale sweat and a mouth so wicked in smell like cheese gone bad and yellow miniature marshmallows coming from the side of his eyes. After a quick wash with “laif-bwoy”, he brushes his teeth using chewed cypress branch while spitting a mix of brown wash and splinters. His hide is thick and wears out regular bathroom sponges, the only thing that would work for him is wads of emery clothe. He has a bullet shaped head, wide open eyes, flared nostrils like a raging bulls’, beard so scruffy it would polish steel instantaneously. His mandibles extending way out beyond the side of his face look like two matured boils from his back view. His jaw muscle swelling with each mouthful of chunks of food that he dunks into his open orifice. Letting out a belch that vibrates the room, he readies himself for working in the garden, trimming hedges like a diabolic chainsaw. After a few minutes his bare back glistens like polished ebony, while his muscles flexing rhythmically like a piston engine. Whistling and farting, he goes through his chores without giving himself a break. Sipping palm wine under a tree he lets loose a few strums from his banjo coupled with a few bursts from his natural wind instrument. With his topiary skills I would let him trim my “hedge”, carve them out to resemble a taxidermist’s nightmare. He is a ruff necks’ riff raff, the archetypical African hippie. Bad to the bone until he flexes his most important “muscle” that tents up the goatskin rug that covers him.
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RE: Who would you rather marry????? -
07-23-2002, 01:14 PM
aiisshhh PEZOHH!!!
Nice..very nice..give it upto you...
who do i wanna maryy?? ..a politician.. that way she is always politically correct... and all is good
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