SIGNS YOU SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT!

MsJackson · (#1 (**permalink**))

What would you say are the signs that you've had enough for the night and a good rest on your cozy bed is warranted?

If I had too many pints...then began dancing on top of the bar doing some sizzling shots...eiiii, I should just head home and call it a night...

more signs...?

Ying Yang · (#2 (**permalink**))

After the umptieth pint/shot/mix/whateva, you finally walk up to the man you have been eyeing all night and start describing all the things you can do to his faine self all night long............ dayum I am ALWAYS suppose to have the upper hand........ time to head home

Mengistu · (#3 (**permalink**))

if your taxin gets too pig mpaka hauwesi guona your briend sitting next to you,gahawa ama pik chi ikigwisha, wakati rafiki yago anakuitisha miti zako, when you realise it's your last surba, hiyo ndio wakati wewe nafaa kusema, may the handas break until kesho.

mengistu is pack not with a pang.

silk202 · (#4 (**permalink**))

When, after drinking a couple of bottles, see every guy in the club looking as fly as Denzel...

Dearly · (#5 (**permalink**))

when you think every single guy in the room incl the 40something yr old standing next to you is too sexy!!!

when you suddenly feel the urge to get on top of the table and dance and strip whatever

when you start singing along at the top of your lungs to whatever music is playing

MsJackson · (#6 (**permalink**))

LMAO @ Dearly, Silk and Tinga!

More sign...
If more than two guys are craving for my attention and all seems to be pulling me towards them such that am torn btwn who I should vibe with...ayee, I should know better and take my as's home!

isso · (#7 (**permalink**))

If you score more than 8, maybe you’ve got a dwink problem…
What do you think?

FOR WOMEN: CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT.

1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your panties up in the ladies’.
3. You suddenly decide you want to start a fight with "some bytch".
4. In your last trip to the bathroom you realize you now look more like Grace Jones than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor of Supermacs and pick it up and carry on eating.
6. You start crying.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
10. You've forgotten where you live.
11. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned 10 TIMES by now!) you only smoke when you drink
12. You yell at the barman, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
13. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.
14. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
15. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
16. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
17. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
18. You show your friends that girls can piss standing up if they really want to.
19. You start carrying out in-depth reviews of articles in Cosmopolitan magazine.

kibz · (#8 (**permalink**))

Lol Isso that no.18 is killing me…

Pretty simple for me when I start Hic-cupping like Andy Cap & repeatedly light the but of my cigarette…

pipitp · (#9 (**permalink**))

when i dance non stop for like 6 hours and feel like am just the best on the floor....:7 lol! my buddies call it a night on my behalf!:)

Amarula · (#10 (**permalink**))

When I go to the ladies for the millionth time and put the toilet cover down and sleep.