SIGNS YOU SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT! - Page 3

Mad Hatter · (#21 (**permalink**))

When you decide to confess to your best friend that you always thought his mom looked hot when she bend over while using a jembe

zimmy · (#22 (**permalink**))

when the ratio of your fare home to what you got in the wallet is 1:1 or anything close to that.

when you just can't balance on those damn high stools

when you have to fika loo like a hundred times per hour

@ sunrise nomatter how partious you may be

when the jamaaz starts sweeping the kamjoint

when DJ zimas music and says hura

babygal · (#23 (**permalink**))

1. when you keep on pouring your drink coz you cant seem to aim the bottle/glass to your mouth
2. when the chair begins to feel as comfy as your bed
3. when the brotha you thought of as shady/shao/not worth my time/ugly/aesthetically challenged etc. when you were entering the club winks at you and you smile back at him and motion him to come on over...kumethoka!!!!
4. when you suddenly come down with a case of two left feet on the dance floor
5.when you have to think for like forever to remember your pals name coz of the mere 20 or so brain cells left in your kichwa from the boozing.

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isso · (#24 (**permalink**))

When you start sinziaring on a bar stool and your buddy asks what's cutting with the snoring....

When you have to lean on the wall infront of you while using a urinal....

When the cocky sign infront of the pissing bowl that says "You are now holding your future" gets you thinking....Damn! this is my future...

When you open another bottle of beer each time you come from the toilet coz' you can't remember if you even had one before...

When you know all the words of the song being played in the club and you wonder why Babyface dididn't write that song for you...

When your buddy who you thought was tyt with his baby starts confessing that he's really looking for something else coz' she ain't what he thought....And he's getting really cosy with you....

nyawera_1 · (#25 (**permalink**))

<<When your buddy who you thought was tyt with his baby starts confessing that he's really looking for something else coz' she ain't what he thought....And he's getting really cosy with you....>>

@Isso, just for the record and to clarify this statement are you male or female?

isso · (#26 (**permalink**))

@Nyawera...

Me is definetly male....and trust me, when a dude leans closer and puts an arm around you telling you its not what he really wanted (in confidence of course)...you run baby...and quick...I know I can be liberal, but get me a pair of boobs and a female accompanying them anytime...LOL!

nyawera_1 · (#27 (**permalink**))

Thanks for the clarification isso....I thought some Springer antics were about to be unlash, yenyewe I've had drunk chicks try to put their little hands down my blouse, on such nights.....arghhhhh!

Alegra · (#28 (**permalink**))

Isso,

How come you cannot put our differences aside? I apologized, but it looks like you are still angry.
Hey, come on, give me call, lets talk. I really enjoyed having you as a friend and I miss that friendship.

Sincerley,

Your boy's girl.

Vicki · (#29 (**permalink**))

When Taye Diggsh walksh up to you and ashks you for a light.

Sexy Honey · (#30 (**permalink**))

mhh for me its when i try to walk to the counter from the dance floor but the counter seems to be moving too!!! It happens so so so many times..I have stopped counting!!!

Common Sense Aint Common To Everyone!If it is common to you, then count yourself blessed!!!!