>At 25,I'm yet to meet the man of my dreams,
perhaps you should change your dreams then?? or better still, stop dreaming??
>I'm a very ambitious lady who will stop at nothing to achieve my
>dreams,
Looking for a Tugen is not exactly the epitome of ambition, you know!
>unfortunately I've been lonely for the better part of
>my life.
and you probably will be for the best part of the remaining one too...
>My Mr Right should meet the following requirements:
>
>1.Be a Nandi,Keiyo or Tugen from the Kalenjin
>community...ONLY.
Try placing an ad in the "Mogotio Yearly" and you may be lucky by 2040..
>2.Between 26-29 years of age.
>3.If you're currently abroad,you should be planning to move
>relocate back home by 2006 0r 7
In time for the next presidential polls or what?? just being curious??
>4.Should be a non-smoker and preferably a non-drinker but
>wouldnt mind a drinker
a drinker of mursik??
>6.Should NEVER have been married and NO KID(S)
i know one who's had just ten trial come-we-stays.... and he has no idea what the women do with the kids after it doesn't work, interested??
>7.Should be a professional
he's a professional pimp, is that okay with you??
>8.Should be ready to commit to a long term relationship
he's ready to commit... in fact right now he's very committed at Muthaiga North Mental Recreation Center (otherwise popularly known as Mathari Mental Hospital....)
>9.Should be ready to provide a photo of himself....
>
in fact, you can even get to know his vital statistics if you take a hike along Thika road most early mornings.... complete with those sassy nude sessions if you so please....
>Serious replies only,I hope this post dont offend anyone.
this is serious, and no i'm not offended, are you??
>If you think u r my Mr Right, email me at
chirianne@yahoo.com...
in the event you don't like this, i'm told several peeps like yourself have benefited immensely after calling 1-800-pastor-Deya-miracles..... it's toll free...