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Default ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 01-31-2005, 07:15 AM

At 25,I'm yet to meet the man of my dreams,I'm a very ambitious lady who will stop at nothing to achieve my dreams,unfortunately I've been lonely for the better part of my life.
My Mr Right should meet the following requirements:

1.Be a Nandi,Keiyo or Tugen from the Kalenjin community...ONLY.
2.Between 26-29 years of age.
3.If you're currently abroad,you should be planning to move relocate back home by 2006 0r 7
4.Should be a non-smoker and preferably a non-drinker but wouldnt mind a drinker
5.Should be respectful, faithful and honest
6.Should NEVER have been married and NO KID(S)
7.Should be a professional
8.Should be ready to commit to a long term relationship leading to marriage if there's any chemistry between us and if we suit each other.
9.Should be ready to provide a photo of himself.

Serious replies only,I hope this post dont offend anyone.
If you think u r my Mr Right,email me at chirianne@yahoo.com

Looking forward to hearing from you!
 
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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 01-31-2005, 05:31 PM


This math is simple.

>>Be a Nandi,Keiyo or Tugen from the Kalenjin community...ONLY<<

is directly proportional to

>>>I've been lonely for the better part of my life<<<

Woman,your shallow mindedness is unbeatable.

It's a girls world,we just let boys live in it.
 
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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 01-31-2005, 06:13 PM

The girl's standards are exceptionally high. I think she should be a nun.
 
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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 02-01-2005, 02:11 AM

>At 25,I'm yet to meet the man of my dreams,
perhaps you should change your dreams then?? or better still, stop dreaming??

>I'm a very ambitious lady who will stop at nothing to achieve my
>dreams,
Looking for a Tugen is not exactly the epitome of ambition, you know!

>unfortunately I've been lonely for the better part of
>my life.

and you probably will be for the best part of the remaining one too...

>My Mr Right should meet the following requirements:
>
>1.Be a Nandi,Keiyo or Tugen from the Kalenjin
>community...ONLY.

Try placing an ad in the "Mogotio Yearly" and you may be lucky by 2040..

>2.Between 26-29 years of age.
>3.If you're currently abroad,you should be planning to move
>relocate back home by 2006 0r 7

In time for the next presidential polls or what?? just being curious??

>4.Should be a non-smoker and preferably a non-drinker but
>wouldnt mind a drinker

a drinker of mursik??

>6.Should NEVER have been married and NO KID(S)
i know one who's had just ten trial come-we-stays.... and he has no idea what the women do with the kids after it doesn't work, interested??

>7.Should be a professional
he's a professional pimp, is that okay with you??

>8.Should be ready to commit to a long term relationship

he's ready to commit... in fact right now he's very committed at Muthaiga North Mental Recreation Center (otherwise popularly known as Mathari Mental Hospital....)


>9.Should be ready to provide a photo of himself....
>

in fact, you can even get to know his vital statistics if you take a hike along Thika road most early mornings.... complete with those sassy nude sessions if you so please....

>Serious replies only,I hope this post dont offend anyone.

this is serious, and no i'm not offended, are you??

>If you think u r my Mr Right, email me at chirianne@yahoo.com...

in the event you don't like this, i'm told several peeps like yourself have benefited immensely after calling 1-800-pastor-Deya-miracles..... it's toll free...
 
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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 02-01-2005, 02:29 AM

@ poster
the natural urge was to diss you but am likew hat the heck!! lemmie take a qiuck quiz (feels like a job application!)... based on set terms and conditions

25,I'm yet to meet the man of my dreams,I'm a very
>ambitious lady who will stop at nothing to achieve my
>dreams,unfortunately I've been lonely for the better part of
>my life.
>My Mr Right should meet the following requirements:
>
>1.Be a Nandi,Keiyo or Tugen from the Kalenjin
>community...ONLY.

mmmh am ... kipsigis ...so am excluded +15 milion other kenyans.
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>2.Between 26-29 years of age.

does 25.75 pass????? very close to minimum

>3.If you're currently abroad,you should be planning to move
>relocate back home by 2006 0r 7\

Ukweli tupu .. AM NOT GOIN BACK !!not a choice

>4.Should be a non-smoker and preferably a non-drinker but
>wouldnt mind a drinker
PASS
>5.Should be respectful, faithful and honest

VERY VERY TRICKY is one's past a factor in consideration ...cuz faithfulness is recent word in my life

>6.Should NEVER have been married and NO KID(S)

looks like a trick question? .whats the relevance??

>7.Should be a professional

did you mean professional in waiting? ..and professonal in what ????.. we all are headed there FYI...

>8.Should be ready to commit to a long term relationship
>leading to marriage if there's any chemistry between us and if
>we suit each other.

my comp is blurred .. some one help me .. did I read MARRIAGE??? omg ! its not true !! LONGTERM ?? ghai

>9.Should be ready to provide a photo of himself.

hehe enda wallmart ...
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>Serious replies only,I hope this post dont offend anyone.
>If you think u r my Mr Right,email me at chirianne@yahoo.com
>
>Looking forward to hearing from you!


you heard already!!

JURY'S VERDICT : therein lack of direction ..by above named petitoner : failed!!
 


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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 02-01-2005, 01:36 PM

babe even if youre desparate. with your conditions i fully understand why youre still single
 
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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 02-02-2005, 11:38 PM

Hi there l meet ALL your qualifications but can u get down with a KYUK??? just wondering lol
 
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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 02-06-2005, 01:53 PM

>
>This math is simple.
>
>>>Be a Nandi,Keiyo or Tugen from the Kalenjin
>community...ONLY<<
>
> is directly proportional to
>
>>>>I've been lonely for the better part of my life<<<
>
>Woman,your shallow mindedness is unbeatable.
>
>It's a girls world,we just let boys live in it.


At least, she knows "exactly" what she wants and isn't afraid to say it. Not many girls can do that.
Respect!
 
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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 02-07-2005, 11:28 AM

you are going to be alone for a very long time you silly cow.
 
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Default RE: ARE YOU THE ONE???? - 02-07-2005, 03:55 PM


ukabila..thats y u r single...www.moi-chini.com



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