[Kabuku]

A few of my pals( not me for I have posted something about a friend of mine and a few of you assumed I was posting for myself, I may be a dude, so don't assume) are looking for serious commitment with Kenyan guy with the following
Between ages 30-40 yrs , give or take 2 years
A well educated guy , guy who posseses bachelors or graduate/post graduate degree.( Professional)
Preferably Kikuyu, no luos, lughya or kisii( can't handle the traditions)
Christian( No Muslims)
A guy who is not married not for real, not for makaratasi, has no kids
Has sense of style (-metro sexual)is a big plus
Would be willing to relocate to Kenya someday in the next 5 -6 years
Ready to commit to a long term relationship if there is chemistry between him and propective girl.
He has to be handsome ( expect to email your photo )
Does not mind lond distance( within U.S only)
Loves sports , loves working out etc
Wants kids

Facts about the girls:
Posses Graduate degrees
Very Beautiful( that is subjective though)
Professionals( 8-5pm job) and independent but have not yet met right Kenyan Guys
Down to earth
Can cook( if that is so important to some of Kenyan Male)
Classy , witty and has tact
Have no kids
Never been married not for real or makaratasi
Reside in East Coast
Keep fit
Loves to travel, outdoorsy activites esp summer

If you are a Kenyan dude and interested, hit my inbox
SERIOUS GUYS ONLY!!!! ONLY SERIOUS GUYS WILL BE EMAILED BACK
HATERS AND I KNOW THE RING LEADERS, YOUR HATEFUL COMMENTS DON'T MATTER AND WILL NOT BE REPLIED TO!!!

[pussycat]

hehehehehheehhe email 10:)

though you would have to find a dog to fit the 'perfection' requisite you guys are looking for. there is no one who is perfect.


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[isso]

Are you serious???

This sounds pathetic, and it may be worth explaining what makes it pathetic....Actually, lets just say its justification enough why these chick'deez can't find a proper man....

Just listen to yourself on their behalf....

>Facts about the girls:

>Posses Graduate degrees

What the phukk does this gotta do with a relationship? Are graduates taught how to indulge more in bed, or to dress better, or to hold a conversation better, or is it the plain old classic excuse for getting yourself slave driven by the corporate world in the name of having a chance for a 'good job'???.

>Very Beautiful( that is subjective though)

I'm glad you provided an opinion about subjectivity....

>Professionals( 8-5pm job)

Come now, you ain't trying to suggest that someone who doesn't work during these hours is not a professional? If these so called chick'deez think like you, is it a wonder that they are single....And what is this fascination with 'professionalism'....who defined it as a bench mark to success in life...

> and independent but have not yet met right Kenyan Guys

I take it meeting the 'right' Kenyan guy is like the culmination of this whole 'Independence' exercise???....Puh Leez!

>Down to earth

I wouldn't have guessed.

>Can cook( if that is so important to some of Kenyan Male)

See, these are the reasons why I get pissed off.....If you can't figure out that this ain't about cooking coz' 'your man' wants or demands that you cook, then you shouldn't even be allowed to be in a relationship....Honestly, this whole destiny's child Independent woman thing has just gone too far.....Talk about going on a trip you don't even understand, more like a rebel without a friggin clue....

Sheesh! Can cook (if that is so important to the man). How about 'Will cook when hungry'.

>Classy , witty and has tact

Hehehe....you're phukking kidding me, right??? Rule No. 1 for someone who is classy, witty and has tact....They never have to shout about it.

>Have no kids

I'm trying to figure out whether having kids is actually a criminal offence.

>Never been married not for real or makaratasi

What do they want, a frigging medal???

>Reside in East Coast

OK!

>Keep fit

I guess it ranks right on top there with independence and professionalism.

>Loves to travel, outdoorsy activites esp summer

Reall touching.

I'mna speak for the mob guys I know out there who are sick and tired of this sort of bull from 'self righteous chick'deez who have more issues than they can fathom.

For once, reflect on yourself and ask yourself what you're actually demanding here....There's a lot of guys out there who know what they want, know how to get it, can live and work with their short comings, and most importantly, get pissed off with patronizing posts like these that inevitably leaves the question to the author - What the phukk are you bringing to the table???

Oh! I forget....Professionalism, independence, a graduate degree, fitness, cookery skills, no kids....and I don't know what else....LOL!


>SERIOUS GUYS ONLY!!!! ONLY SERIOUS GUYS WILL BE EMAILED BACK

Even you know there's a high chance that only jokers will respond....LOL!

>HATERS AND I KNOW THE RING LEADERS, YOUR HATEFUL COMMENTS
>DON'T MATTER AND WILL NOT BE REPLIED TO!!!

Is this actually a threat??? Why post something like this if you don't want people's comments? Of course, that takes away your liberty to choose what type of comments folk will give....'Acha udaku mob!

[juned]

Pole, i'm a chic but i totally disagree with all those preferences. Sorry, there's no perfect guy...neither chiles. I'm sure you are not perfect are you???????? good luck as you shop around.

[JERRY LEE JONES]

worst place to put ur request.... u hav just displayed how shallow minded u are.

Try www.lovecheats.com looooooooooool !!!!

[isso]

@JLJ....

Between me and you, why do I have the feeling we can spot the likes of such chick'deez a mile off.....hehehe....Next time we sit for a drink I'll tell you the real deal with this sort....hehehehe....

"Mchagua kuma ni muongo!"

[Kabuku]

To Isso
Kiburi si maungwana
Mavi usiyoala wayawingia kuku?
I know you Isso -NC?

[isso]

"I know you Isso -NC?"

You don't sound too sure....besides if you do, then you shouldn't be surprised about my sentiments....

Kabuku, with all due respect, any suggestion of you knowing me from wherever doesn't change the fact that your advocacy for 'your female professional graduates' has holes left, right and centre, and raises serious issues that need to be addressed.

[Jibril Cessay]

LOL....U people are too complicated, it is a miracle that folks still get married.
All it takes is curiosity to jua a person, regardless how ugly they are. Some people have a long list of necessary credentials for prospective partners. They make dating look like a job interview.

[Kabuku]

"Ngoro iriaga kiria yendete" -Meaning the girls are entitled to their preferences and if you have something against that then hey you need not apply - just a like a job interview , you do n't apply for it if you do not qualify and you don't get past the first interview if you do not qualify..
Here is another Methali
"Anayetaka hachoki hata akichoka kishapata"
Asiyejua maana haambiwi maana "
I'm not surprised by your responses