Perfection

Kenyanne · (#1 (**permalink**))

Naturally my username is an alias, naturally this is beneficial for both sender and recipient, allowing maximum freedom of expression or not, without the possibility of anyone's feelings being hurt. Intelligent emancipated Nubian beauty, with high regard for old-fashioned values (no sex before marriage), 23 years of age, University student. For conscious real men only, we become our dreams, I dream of perfection. Kenyanwoman2003@yahoo.co.uk

y5next · (#2 (**permalink**))

I dare you to post a picture of your perfection first!

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

Kenyanne · (#3 (**permalink**))

Dear y5 next, the man whom I'm looking for wants to own me exclusively, my photo will definitely be made available (or even me in the flesh) when I am sure that he is what I want, you're forgetting I'm out to win too, I cannot risk having my photo adulterated by unworthy men, (and I'm sure neither would my soulmate) this is not a question of fear, but insurance, so y5 next, please don't write to me if you're just out for a whimsical challenge

JERRY LEE JONES · (#4 (**permalink**))

are u anywhere in England?????

JERRY LEE

y5next · (#5 (**permalink**))

>Dear y5 next...<snip the boring monologue>... so y5 next, please don't write to me if you're just out for a whimsical challenge

Hehehehehehehehe! I had to do a double take, when I saw Dear and y5next in the same sentence. After I stopped laughing, which took a while, I decided you're just a desperately harmless lass, seeking out her soul-mate, and I best leave you to your pursuits. Good luck, and happy hunting.

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

Tinkerbell · (#6 (**permalink**))

hehehehe, I think you got someone.

jonney_2 · (#7 (**permalink**))

Have you tried women yet?
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"Intelligence is the flower of discrimination. There are many examples of the flower blooming but not bearing the fruit...."

Kenyanne · (#8 (**permalink**))

Dear all respondees,

y5 next- 'Dear' is a formal courtesy employed in most forms of written correspondence, it does not invariably denote feelings of affection, thanks for the luck, of course I'm looking for my soulmate, I thought I made that perfectly clear

Jerry Lee- yes, I am in England

Tinkerbell- You're statement was rather elusive and ambigous, were you referring to Jerry Lee's message and telling him that he/she's 'got someone' i.e has tripped me up, or were you addressing me, if the latter is the case then I think you meant that I already have a boyfriend; I don't

Jonney 2- I am SO not into women

y5next · (#9 (**permalink**))

>Dear all respondees,

No such word, try responders.

>y5 next- 'Dear' is a formal courtesy employed in most forms of written correspondence...

I must have missed that lesson, thanks for filling me in, and I'll be sure to begin my missives in such manner henceforth.

>...it does not invariably denote feelings of affection...

Aww, gee! Crushing my delusional hope of having your affection, so publicly, is soooo demeaning! I'm humiliated beyond words! Sniff, sniff, sob, sob, waiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllll!!!!

>I am SO not into women

And that response is SO yesterday's valley girl!

>...thanks for the luck, of course I'm looking for my soulmate, I thought I made that perfectly clear

Charmed, and I thought that was the end of it, until you started with the lesson. Shall we end it here, or is there more to say that will require smart aleck responses from this respondee? :)

Fi-Fo-Fum!

:-)

Kenyanne · (#10 (**permalink**))

Spelling error, 'r' is right next to 'e' I think we should stop wasting time writing each other